ITT: We post our rejection letters.
>>9973295
almost every rejection letter i have ever received has been either form or form + one vague sentence about what they thought wasn't working. and i've had my share of acceptances, so i don't think it's completely because i'm shit.
do people actually get long, personalized rejection letters like this?
>>9973382
One relatively well-known agent told me on the phone I should "go to writing school" and was laughing when he hung up
Which publisher was this from?
>>9973295
>super-polished
WOW! just FUCKING WOW
FUCKING AMERICANS RUINING EVERYTHING
>>9973382
ofc not, its pretty obvious that op wrote this himself..
>>9973295
>writing all this shit just to say "no"
what a cunt
>>9973295
no wonder you got rejected if this is how you write.
maybe you should follow the guidance in the imaginary rejection letter you wrote OP.
>>9973295
Why do anons here think writing like old dead white guys makes them good? No one wanna read that shit. Go to SCHOOL for that shit. These people are trying to make money.