bring on the lit humor boys
I'm ready for the teehees
*clears throat* uhh
Thomas Pynchon is one of my all-time favorites because I love uhh goofs, pranks... tricks, and whenever you open a book by him there's snakes that pop out in your face and you pick the book back up and you've been pranked by pynchmeister, the card. Buzz you get a shock and he laughs. Huge golden gong.
latest
>>9971109
Thanks anon for posting that. Almost forgot /lit/ was fun at one point.
>>9971222
This one always makes me laugh
>>9971222
there are a few parts that feel to tryhard but the Dr Dre shit makes it a goldmine
"One must imagine Sisyphus happy."
>>9971222
>61/100 points
What the actual fuck
>>9971222
>This is Page 3.
Lost it here.
>>9971222
>That color change
>This is page 3
>That Dr. Dre passage out of fucking nowhere
10/10
my single accomplishment in life was being part of this
>>9971222
I didn't know lit could produce something of this quality
>>9971378
we didn't, that's an ancient internet image
>>9971392
oh my god
Can someone post that galloping abs erotica?
>>9971407
>Audio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36jCk-Cmvs
>Text:
Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower's water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda's rich chest.
As Hilda's buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.
"Hilda," Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda's warm thighs. "There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire."
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
"Torolf," Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. "I need you."
Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Hilda looked at him expectantly.
"Oh, sorry," she added. "Torolf, I need you – sexually."
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf's undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson's. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. "Torolf," she said softly, "there's something I have to tell you..."
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.
>>9971445
still makes my lose it hard
>>9971109
>>9971109
another one
>>9971523
kek
>>9971222
>HOTTER FOR SEX
Kek. I hadn't read the first half of that before
>>9971317
this is fucking horrible
>>9971317
this is the saddest raid in the history of 4chan
>>9971112
underrated jej
>he doesn't double fist
>>9971222
Funniest part is the fact he still gets a 61.
>>9971109
But if you're studying the nature of nature, you're just studying and characterising nature is the dichotomy actually contains functionally identical choices. The professor is a sophist
>>9971445
I fucking love this shit.
>>9973956
*so the dichotomy
>>9971112
This guy does harm to the Irish race.
Beautiful things are ephemeral, but this doesn't mean that whatever is ephemeral is beautiful. lrn2material conditional ffs
>>9971392
A little envy for this guy, who can still see God, just in the wrong place
>>9971445
This... this cannot be for real. I refuse to believe that Sandra Hill isn't trolling
>>9971317
>This is the representation of what is supposed to be 4chan's smartest board
Shamefur Display
>>9971317
>I want to be katie's little baby tampon boy
Holy shit
>>9974315
*Dispray
>>9971222
10/10
>>9974315
/pol/ is the smartest board.
>>9971222
6.1/10
>>9971222
>Page is to big
>>9971145
You both got the gist of it and butchered it. 5/10
>>9971512
He looks like Timmy from WKUK on the left.
https://youtu.be/h8VTfGicIPY
Skip to 11:08
>>9971523
Topkek
>>9975051
anxietyOfLivingSincerelyInAnInsincereWorld.jpg
>>9975094
Holy fuck
>>9975185
Oh man this was hard to read
>>9971112
SMBC is too patrician for /lit/
>>9975513
>>9975523
>>9975094
kek
>>9975051
this is good
>>9975527
>>9975627
captcha: stop please
>>9975633
>>9975645
Pretty sure /tv/ is just children.
>>9975736
>that continuity mistake with the cat posture on the bottom panels
Dropped.
>>9975750
I can tell this is not /co/
>>9975750
What continuity error?
>cat sits to avoid getting beat
>cat sees bitch distracted by phone
>cat leaves
>>9975815
Between the bottom left panel and bottom center, the posture shift of the cat makes no sense.
>>9975842
she took a picture, went on facebook, uploaded it, wrote a caption, and posted it. There was enough time for the cat to move. it's not immediately after the picture was taken
>>9975842
The cat moved position because it's getting ready to fuck off
Who remembers this one?
>>9971170
I prefer the one about Dumbledore taking a fat shit with bits of diarrhea squirting onto his shriveled ballsack.
>>9975627
How mindbroken will /tv/ be when they find out?
>>9975288
kek, hadn't seen this one before
thanks anon
>>9971109
I'm trying to find one particular example of /lit/ humor...The theme was write the airplane scene of batman in the style of your favorite author. Socrates is on the plane with CIA. I thought it was pretty funny but can't find it anywhere.
>>9975869
breaking the board as we speak.
Welcome to a new meme boys
>>9975750
certified retard
>>9975964
There's this one.
>>9971222
>61%
American """""education""""", everybody.
>>9971112
This comic is so fucking bad.
>>9975964
best ever /lit/ thread IMO
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S7113249
>>9975978
That's part of it, anon. The one I'm talking about is a whole collage of these.
>>9975633
Right all the way. Jones is a serial killer, we can't allow that to live
>>9976031
>https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S7113249
That's the one! Thanks, anon.
>>9975869
Is the joke just that he doesn't realize it's dead?
>>9971317
She's back on Youtube
>>9971109
tl;dr?
>>9971445
How fucking short is Hilda
>>9976186
Ironic puerilism
>>9973463
Underrated post
>>9974671
*[s4s]
>>9976457
Lately it seems like /lit/ and the rest of the world have a completely different idea of what humor is.
>>9976556
Couldn't humor simply be described as an evolved reaction to the unexpected?
I think it's a defense mechanism to preserve sanity. What our mind isn't able to comprehend - from the paradoxical to the nonsensical - is hilarious.
And the height of humor is something that is nonsensical at first, but carries underneath a double intention. It makes you laugh, and then it makes you think.
>>9976622
"It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand until it makes you weep."
>>9971317
the funny thing is she is back and she looks like a whore now.
no longer pure.
>>9971317
new vid uploaded 30 min ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARNwyucXXY
>>9976803
>unkempt hair
>dyed darker red instead of her natural light red
>more makeup
>ungenuine smile
>more revealing and less demure clothing
what the fuck happened
she's ruined
>>9971222
Talk about grade inflation
>>9971222
He could've had up to 74/100 (C+) had he actually written that third page.
>>9976844
>No ring on her left ring finger
She said she was engaged in her tumblr post. Probably cheated on her husband and got Blacked. Ruined!
>>9971109
>>9971317
This is how corruption spreads.
>>9971109
what is a "continental gullet"?
Has anyone screencapped that thread where OP tried to read finnegans wake in chinese?
>>9975869
thread hasn't 404'd for fucks sake
>>9978227
What books is he talking about ?
>>9978335
Min Kamp
>>9976844
/lit/ did this to her
>>9975904
a /tv/ poster found that book in his grandma atic, i think he recalled some of the dialogue and that's why he posted the pic
BRAVO NOLAN
>>9978387
min bror
>>9980132
>"For you," Bane clarified.
Inaccurate. Bane is not referring to his statement about it being extremely painful; he is responding directly to the CIA when he says "You're a big guy."
>>9976556
Made me laugh so hard I quite literally pissed my pants. I'm now sitting in a rather large puddle of urine because of you. My favorite chair is ruined.
>>9980132
Wait is this real?
>>9971109
Oc cancer coming through
>>9980371
How will manlets ever recover?
>>9980373
mishima was even smaller, 5'1"
>>9980023
I wonder exactly how many people have been killed by leftist smugness
There are literally tens of millions of people who starved to death because some jackass in the historical equivalent of a Che Guevara shirt rolled his eyes too many times
>lmao this retarded fucking lumpenprole actually thinks he understands metallurgy and economics better than the intellectuals of Maoist China. 'but if we don't have any pots how will we cook food,' literally babby's first critique of steel manufacturing
>>9980132
>>9980347
Depends on if you subscribe to the Hardyan school or give the author final authority.
>>9975736
Deeply disturbing and depressing
>>9975964
>>9971445
what the fuck is wrong with torolf's penis?
>>9971222
>D-
>>9975094
Fiver... easy on the carrots.
>>9975185
11/10
>>9981397
>>9981402
>>9981408
>>9975094
this fucking slays me holy shit
>>9981415
>>9981408
I like this.
>>9980599
That looks like a non-answer.
>>9981415
hilariously&depressingly true
>>9981565
t. pinecone
>>9971222
>Page is to big
>to
>>9980391
Please explain how those people were influential enough to change anything.
>>9971112
this is horrible
>>9980391
>>9981397
>>9981040
KEK
>>9981913
comedy gold
>Aiden will soon be a /lit/ meme as he is portraying Joyce in a feature film
>>9981961
Fuck that. He's a horrible actor
>>9981847
Anyone got the version of this pic which also has Diogenes?
>>9981431
Nice
>>9981397
Laughed so hard my ribs hurt, thanks man.
>>9981397
This is too forced. People post awkward and meme shit all the time in those threads.
>>9981408
This image has a very good understanding of the Costanza way, including the toilet book.
It lacks the serenity now method.
>>9982010
> he hasn't seen Queer as Folk
Don't just judge him based on how goofy Dark Knight Rises was. Guy's pretty good.
>>9981397
This is too well made to be real
>>9981913
>coup de tat
>>9981397
ebin XDD
posting in /r/4chan as we speak XD