Is he...worse than Rupi?

>>9959218
drivel/10

>>9959218
As much as it pains me to say it; yes, he is worse than Rupi. Nearly much so.

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Here's some more

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christ, it's fucking atrocious

>>9959250
Please stop posting this garbage. It is painful to look at.

>>9959250
confirmed for worse holy shit

>>9959250
So smoking cigarettes is cool again for hipsters?

This is without a doubt the worst poetry I have ever read. But 10/10 for keeping /lit interesting.

I don't think he's worse than her at all.

>>9959218
He's absolutely awful but no, this somehow doesn't even come close to the lazy word santorum Rupi shits out

So who are some examples of good "modern" poets?

>>9959274
>>9959283
rupi is a parody of bad female poets
this guy is a parody of bad male poets

more relevant than ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUrqUWNcSOg

>>9959218
>>9959250
This is legit dreadful boy oh boy

I don't know if he's worse than Rupi Kapur though, this one is more insufferable because of content and things described rather than the actual poem part

>>9959218

If this was in an Onion article it would be great

if we're comparing the two rupi isn't even that bad, god damn

>>9959317
ugh

please tell me this guy is some feminist art project

>>9959317

Yikes

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>>9959218
>>9959250
good heavens
at least rupi's rhythm is better than this

>>9959317
Am I too 89IQ to get the jokes?

>>9959218
of course he's from portland.

i can't imagine the kind of insane self-confidence you'd have to have to post shit like this with your real name and face attached

like i'm kind of envious of it in a 'wow that retard is happy eating its own shit' kind of way

>>9959535
what's wrong with portland? just curious

>>9959559
portland is one of the gayest most liberal faggot cities of ALL TIME. its like san Francisco but somehow worse. also wtf i commented on this guy pages comparing him to rupi and he blocked me and deleted my comment. what a bitch.

>>9959572
haha what a fag, let's go over to his instagram and show him what it means to be red pilled!

>>9959283
I disagree. Rupi is a 14 year old that uses tumblr/twitter quotes to appeal to childish women. This is a grown man who is a pretentious hipster. Big difference.

>>9959268
Big time. I'm surprised this hack doesn't smoke American spirits

>>9959317
I lol'd at a couple
That said, the jokes play off stereotypes more so than the actual works or authors. Also fuck off, write what you want instead of standing in a bookstore and bitching about successful male authors.
But also the cocaine as a metaphore and also as cocaine made me laugh

Otherwise, if Rupi and this Douche from Portland are making shit poetry, it's just shit poetry. Parody is irrelevent

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>>9959218
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
WHAT IS THE POINT OF POETRY ANYMORE?

>>9959268
Hipsters take shit with was popular back them and turn it popular again because they have no creativity of their own to come with something new.
At least the cancer they will have will make us need to deal with them for less time, hopefully

>>9959597
Or roll his own. But that requires some modicum of skill which he clearly does not have.

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>>9959581
>Rupi is a 14 year old

What?

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>>9959218
>mfw i only read two lines and had to stop for air

this is bad. stop advertising it

>>9959626
Sorry. Thought she was 14 because her "poems" were awful.

there is more truth in his poems about how women work than the densest PUA books made by copecels

notice only beta virgins are losing their shit

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Who the fuck is this ass goblin and why are there multiple threads about him? Is this the actual guy shilling himself?

>>9959656
I don't blame you. It's easier to handle that way

>>9959218

Will English teachers in 100 years be asking their students to analyse what the cigarette packet means?

>>9959730
I doubt that

>>9959678
the quality of his poetry is too good for you

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How do we stop pseuds?

>>9959847

You don't. If you want to "stop" them it's only because you resent all the easy social options they get from pretending to be literary. If you're really patrician you're going to ignore them and continue the same old grind you've always done.

>>9959340
nah this is way worse honestly

>>9959847
Why would I want to stop something this funny?

>>9959877
thiiiis

>>9959847
Why bother? Worst case scenario he's flavor of the month on instagram for a bit. Is it really that painful knowing a poser is getting praised?

>>9959317
hot voice desu

can we write similar poems in this thread? I'll go first.
"
Writing poetry is like making love to her.
It's magic.
The paper is her body and the pen is her neck.
I squeeze the pen because I fear the magic will leave.
"

>>9959847
>>9959883
That being said you could pretend to be Tyler Durden and ask him to the prom then stand him up.

>>9959572
back to The_Donald with you

>>9959890
Not a bad imitation, anon.

>>9959250
This didn't happen

>>9959403
that would be even worse

>>9959307
Dan Schneider. Check out some of his work over at cosmoetica

http://cosmoetica.com/Sonnets.htm

>>9959890
haven't read any of his shit outside this thread:

>I woke up in a cold sweat, shaking like
>a man who watches the elephants dance
>The dream was of war, grim and dark
>Soldiers used to fight for their ideals
>I only fought for my ideal woman
>But she never left my bed.

Someone needs to put a bounty out on this man. Our intellectual life could be so much richer, if it were socially acceptable for the better writer to kill the poorer.

>>9959317

This isn't even true doe. He is the idea of a male poet that people who have never read a poem in their lives have.

>>9959572
Does it have to do something with "Life is Strange" being set in Oregon?

>>9960077
Dan "Get in my van" Schneider?
Dan "Grab your daughter and hide her" Schneider?
Dan "If she's on Nick, she sucked his dick" Schneider?

>>9959890
"
The leather on my shoes is burned
a pale black from last nights cigarette
ash.
She stands in the doorway
silhouetted by shadow
as a scrub out my sins

-c.y.
"

>>9960129
Fuck. *I

>>9960126

No, Dan "I have no credentials and think that the ultimate arbitrators of literary worth are the screeching voices inside my head" Schneider.

>>9959218
The next Bukowski.

Wonder how many people dislike the poems because they're filled with platitudes vs how many are butthurt by the content

>>9959218
>I sexually identify as Albert Camus

>>9959730

With people like this afoot, in 100 years there will be no more English teachers.

>>9959890
i use a typewriter
because i want to hear hammers
when i make my words.
like when she wants to hear angels
when we make our love.
i'm a genius
i;m a genius
i.m a genius
and then something about
a
girl
.

-c.y.

>>9959890

The smokerings from my pipe
are like
her hair, if it had been
allowed to turn grey.
thankfully it never
will. and when I squeeze this other pipe,
the froth that comes out
is like
the froth from her
mouth
when I squeezed her for the last time.
I'm glad I killed her. Please visit
my address, 3445 Langshore
Ave., if you are
an attractive woman with a snuff fetish and no relations.

-c.y.

>>9959307
you mean contemporary
try John Ashbery

>>9959890
in Portland there are streets like
everywhere else. yeah i';ve been
there, i mean everywhere, and i dreamed like
a cup of coffee in a girl's red hands.
my cigarettes are
like a child's licorice to me, but this is not child's play.
this is art, this is sweat, this my naked body in
a chair, staining this worthless paper with
the wonders of my words. and she likes the
drunken scrawls that cover my immune system of skin.

c.y.

>>9960195
kek
>>9960157
Almost everything about it bothers me. The lines are unbalanced and have no rhythm, the imagery is bland as it's essentially "what's in my house", and the voice is centered around "I" and "she." Other than that, there's nothing remarkable about it and is intentionally appealing to a depressive millennial crowd without saying anything besides standoffish sadness.

>>9959666
>there is more truth in his poems about how women work than the densest PUA books made by copecels

This is true, but it doesn't make it any less awful.

>>9959666
if you want anti-copecel literature there are literally better shitposts written on sluthate and lookism. nobody cares what he writes about, just that his writing is shit

>>9960286
>anti-copecel literature
Is there any actual anti-copecel litarature though? You seem like you know your shit.

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>>9959218
he looks so dumb like low iq

>>9959317
this chubby bitch just started greentexting irl halfway through

>>9960121
>He is the idea of a male poet that people who have never read a poem in their lives have.
that's more of what I meant. nicely put

>>9959317

>When frogposting isn't enough

>>9960221
This is much better than anything he's done.

rise and shine bitch,
this morning I sit,
rocking commando, 40's, and,
drawn out cigarette hits

there's a bed sitting under last nights,
thicc
she loves my clear skin, my confidence
and the way I don't give a,
fick

cos I'm a BAD MAN nigga,
with a brain like a kike
and when the demons come running,
I put up a fight

as the women come and go
like tides on the shore
so treat a bitch like a ho
and a slut like a whore

(and when the thot goes home,
switch to cp on tor)

>>9960195
good post

>>9959890
When you’re a child you learn there are three dimensions
Height, width and depth
Like a shoebox
Then later you hear there’s a fourth dimension
Time
Hmm
Then some say there can be five, six, seven…

I knock off work
Have a beer at the bar
I look down at the glass and feel glad

>>9960420
that seems like an uncomfortable chair

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV0NYckhqh6/?taken-by=collin_andrew_yost

HOLY...

>>9960552
>linking directly to the instagram
Getting a little brash here, huh Andrew?

But what can I say, I think you got me... I want more want

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The face of modern poetry

I woke up
after a night of passion
walked past the girl in my bed
towards my typewriter
to capture her essence.
I could not find the words
but if I had to say
thinking that if people were rain
I was drizzle and she was hurricane

>>9959847
I can tell you how you can stop one. Go down to the rope store and take the new sincere way out.

>>9959218
>>9959250
Is this were modern 'poetry' is headed? Is it to be reduced to something a 13 year old could write so that girls can repost on instagram to feel deep?

>>9960552
Maybe he is hurting himself smoking cigarettes.

>>9959890
I made her a sandwich
No pickles
she said
I sat frozen staring at the knife I had just penetrated the bread with
I love pickles

>>9960125
no

so first time hearing about him, but whats with the marlboros everywhere ?

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>>9959250
>God, I hate how much I love her sometimes

I'm out

>>9960295
difficult to find a specific novel that approximates the autistic fixation with evolutionary biology and male facial structure that is lookism and sluthate. I would say houllebecq is brought up and certainly contains an anti cope element that is similar to that which punctuates most of the incelspheres posts. Whatever, and Atomised are very anti-cope, assuming you haven't read Houellebecq's work already. Whatever is about an uncle and a 28 year old virgin. Personally I like Juvenals 'On Women'.

>>9960819
Here is a line from Juvenal's against women

'Are you preparing to get married, Postumus, in this day and age, when you could just commit suicide or sleep with a boy?'

One of many similar lines

>The work of poet and wanderer Collin Yost is inspired from unbridled free expression and spirit. He is often moving from place to place. Originally from Ohio, Collin moved to the east coast of Florida for two years before he then picked up again and headed to the Pacific Northwest, where his first book of prose poetry started to take shape. He finds real life moments and his travels to inspire his writing and passion placed on the page. He can be found on Twitter, Instagram, Amazon, and CreateSpace.

Reminds me of that pasta about the traveller kid with short stories on USB drives hanging from a keychain on his jeans or somethjing

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Andrew....easy on the hashtags

>>9960839
I want to break a bottle over this guy's head.

as bad as rupi, but she is a she, and the right shade at that. I predict a few bashful op-eds on this guy's work

>>9960839
>#prose #poetry

What did he mean by this

>>9959218
So he wants to be cool but he smokes green Marlboros? Doesn't he know that only red ones are lit?

>>9959218
>Is he...worse than Rupi?

Yes. He's a man. He should inherently know better than to willfully try to become some vapid tumblr poet. Any guy who does this is ten times worse than the female equivalents by necessity because women are largely daffy like this and memes aside they can't help it.

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>>9960941

>>9959250
What do you think he finds profound in this poetry? Its horrible.

>>9959218
>Portland
heh

>Coffe and cigarettes XD!

>>9959317
>tfw I now feel dumb for expressing my feelings in my writing

Ouch. She does have a point though. Really sucks being reminded that we can all be boiled down to plattitudes and stereotypes, no matter how special and unique we feel.

>>9960981
keep the limp-dicked capitulations to yourself, dumbass.

>>9959317
I don't get the jokes because I don't read white male novelists. I don't think many in the audience can say the same thing!

>>9960981
fag

>>9960991
Try and make me, bitch.

>>9961010
you wish

>>9959317
this video is actually funny desu

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>>9960960

>any man that is disparaging of women in even the most innocuous of ways is a woman-hater fedora sexist

I probably have far better taste in female authors than you do. Go and be a white knight internet defense force faggot somewhere else.

>>9959218
> Portland, Oregon

Here was your first clue. Who is this schmuck?

>>9959317
I wanted to complain about this because muh feminism but she's accurate to an extent. Lukewarm humour but I get it.

>>9959559
there's literally a comedy series called portlandia focusing on the pretentious, hipster community you get in Portland, Oregon

it's a reputation the location has that's so well known, us britbongs even fucking know, dude

Agent Cooper would make a good mayor

>>9960125
what does that have to do with anything anon

>>9960960
praise almighty kekistan am i right haha what a rare pepe mark xD

>>9960195

made me laugh

>>9959218

So has any sociopathic 4chan Anglo come to his defense yet claiming he's better than any of us because he's instafamous? That he must be a genetic high breed and will procur accordingly?

>>9959317
quite funny desu

>>9959218
It's hard to judge between two slightly different colors of shit. But he isn't doing as much damage yet. Rupi Kaur's first collection of poems has sold over a million copies so far. In fact, more people bought 'milk and honey' than bought ALL OTHER POETRY BOOKS BY ALL OTHER CANADIAN POETS COMBINED, living or dead, in the past year. Jesus wept.

>>9961507
that other canadian poet must be pii-hissed!

>>9961514
Not sure if that's an attempt at a joke or just a reading fail.

>>9959317
Some of her jokes were on point and she has a sexy voice too, I'd fuck her

>>9959218
At least Rupi could somewhat justify herself by saying that she's writing for a cause. This idiot's just breaking up his idiotic, self-absorbed thoughts into what are supposed to be stanzas

>>9960157
nigger, why would i care about the content? have you ever lived in portland? if you had, you must know how godless and uninspirational the whole city is—it's amazing that someone like william stafford could ever come out of there.

i have a wife, i knew what it means to drink, and if this boy has an ounce of self-awareness, he'll be kicking himself for posting this online rather than squirreling these thoughts in his diary.

>>9961193
Anons like you are worse than the kekistanis.

>>9959218
yes

>>9959535
>>9959572
this guy ain't from portland

he's probably a transplant

no one born in the PDX smokes ciggs.

This guys is just trying to make some money off of disillusioned highschoolers that need something new since they already listened to elliot smith and pinkerton.

>the girl that likes his tattoos was under 18

>>9959317
Was this filmed in Women & Women First?

>>9959847
>>9959880
yeah anon, quit trying to destroy that which makes me feel better about myself.

This is so bad
Language was a mistake

>>9959317
Is this stand up or spoken word? Seems more the former desu.

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>>9959317
i don't get any of these jokes

If he's white he's alright.
Will buy a copy to support him during his attack by non whites and non males.

>>9961893
> I will eat shit if its by white people

>>9959218
He's awful. But no, not worse than Rupi. Not by long.

Wait, I meant,

he's awful,
but no
not worse, than Rupi
not by long

>>9959250
What the fuck does any of that mean?

>>9959307
Ben Lerner and Alice Oswald are good

>>9959317

She has a point but I'm sure it's taken away by the fact she sounds like she only fraternises with male novelists. Like, expand your horizons love. Bet she knows nobody who works in a trade.

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Post-irony was a mistake.

>>9959317
>his glass of whisky lit a cigarette
i like this chick

>>9960420
That dude is definitely drowning in pussy.

>>9959218
Language-wise it's actually better and more pleasant to read but the cringe is infinitely worse.

>>9960991
>limp-dicked capitulations
the instagram poet we need, but not the one we deserve right now

>>9959597
>>9959620
>tfw I prefer to roll my own but smoke American spirits when I'm driving
I swear I'm not a hipster. I'm more like a crusty that got a job.

>DUDE CIGARETTES, COFFEE AND BANGING CHICKS LMAO

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>>9962426

>tfw he literally is

sad beenus :DDD

>>9959317
is it just me or isn't that skirt extremely transparent

>>9960420

pretty close to Die Antwoord levels of satirical mimesis if u ask me

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his "poetry" might be shit but his fits are so much worse

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>>9962513
Plebe. I roll my own while behind the wheel, not kidding.
tfw I actually quit smoking.

>>9962588
I used to do that when I was younger. Blunts too. Good on you for quitting though. I can't because I don't want to.

>>9962609
I didn't want to and wouldn't have otherwise if two of my friends didn't say they wouldn't help me move my furniture if I didn't.

I'm still not likely to get help from them, so I guess in the end I could pick it back up if I wanted to.

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>>9959579

>>9959218
stop forcing the meme OP

>>9960077
apparently this guy called robert bly a "lousy poet." bly is at least 3x better than schneider, maybe even 5x better than schneider. i chuckle internally.

>>9960839
/fa/ would shit on this kid

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Listen, I don't want to sound lika a brute. But the world would be a better place if "people" like him got punched one or two times.

>>9959317
Haha, this is pretty great. Reminds me of Jack Kerouac

I stared at her
morning coffee coloured
like her skin and
i thought to myself
i love coffee

>>9959890
I sit at night on my roof
with a cigarette,
ashes floating from
the ruins
i am just this disaffected dude
with the ladies, i do the lewd
they love me but they don't
really know
sometimes i use this thing called
an enjambement
it looks very poetsy, reminding me of
myself
just like me like deep and
tethered to the demons
which i don't care about just so
you know

I'm not ready to leave,
it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I coming or going? I can barely decide

I drank a fifth of vodka
dare me to drive
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years
and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks

>>9959218
i wrote stuff like that when i was 16.
i thought it was cool.
she loved it.
i dumped her.
im drinking coke, coffee and a bloody mary.
a cigarette is cool.
i used to write shitty poems.
but there was no internet.
she liked me.
and i dumped her.
she had great tits though.

>>9959218
ew fuck red wine AND coffee

degeneratetere

So do i need to smoke if I want to be /lit/

>>9963699
>not already smoking opium and drinking absinthe

I bet you don't leave your syphilis untreated either.

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>>9963611
I sit at night on my roof
with a cigarette,
ashes floating from
the ruins
i am just this disaffected dude
with the ladies, i do the lewd
they love me but they don't
really know
sometimes i use this thing called
an enjambement
it looks very poetsy, reminding me of
myself
just like me like deep and
tethered to the demons
which i don't care about
just so
you know

>>9959218
im wearing speedos.
my bed is empty
but my snapchat isn't
my pants are full
and im drinking several drinks at once.
she loves my bonsai tree and
how i seem to not care about trimming it.
she'll hate me eventually, but for now
i'm busy pressing f5 waiting for chicks
to take
the bait.
i am intelligent and there are demons
jung
they haunt me
like i haunt that chick in the window
across the street
she likes my eyes.

>>9959218
I am seated
in an office
surrounded by
heads and bodies

>>9960420
OF COURSE he keeps a fucking bukowski volume by his typewriter

>>9959218
i never sit
pity do not bid
my legs are strong
and my heart is
stronger

>>9962381
>Ben Lerner

10:04 is interesting but everything else he's written in just the worst epitome of New York literary culture.

>>9959317
I miss The Toast, also 10/10 voice.

>>9962994
bullying in school is good for society

>>9962570
>tfw he's too fat to wear actual skinny jeans

LUL

So this is the new cigarette marketing strategy? well, i guess seeing tobacco ads is slightly better than ads for the latest youtube doofus

>>9959317

"WOMEN POET JOKES"

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

my vagina is not like anyone else's
But all of our vagina's are the same.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

the sun is a woman, get over it.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I will not have children,
Because I am
enlightened.
Now marry me.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not his fucktoy,
I am more than just a hole!
And she said it to the mirror
And the mirror respected her for it.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Being fat makes me interesting.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOu will never understand how
hard it is to have so many
so many people wanting
to sleep with
YOu.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am on my period,
This blood is
sacred and
free.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

My body is art
but especially
my
vagina.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't understand meter
But meter was made by men.
So fuck meter.
and men.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

4,000 words about the virtue of not shaving her legs or armpits

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

4,000 words about the beauty of my ovaries drying up while I still haven't had a kid.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

obligatory poem about
cutting and how
brave it makes you.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

My instagram is basically
more of an artistic accomplishment
then the entirety of Picasso's work.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I liked this topical tweet about racism being bad
Now buy my
goddamn books.

How many women poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

you are special
(because you're a woman)
the end

Most of the deliberately bad imitations are actually a lot better than his stuff

>>9962533
that's what I thought at first but she's just so busted and out of shape that it's almost form fitting

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>>9965248
imagine being this buttmad

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>>9965248

protip: she was laughing at guys who are posers. literally the only way you could get this aspie raged over what she was saying is if you yourself subconsciously feel like the target of that satire.

>>9960420
>>9960839
Ok, there's no way this guy is serious.

>>9966124

>no way

Life finds a way.

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>>9965248
>Being fat makes me interesting.
They really do think this

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>>9966450

Who the fuck uses a typewriter?

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>>9962570
>there's people who actually walk around in public looking like this

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>>9966450
>>9966452

>this guy's life must be pretty damn boring if he can devote so much of it to lifting pieces of metal

>>9959317
pretty funny desu

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>>9965248

>My instagram is basically
more of an artistic accomplishment
>mfw

Worst thing in, you would probably be excoriated for reciting this irl...

>>9968576
please delete this

>>9959317
i swear this woman has only read hemingway.

>>9966452
>In 50 years he'll be saggy and boring
Eh, no. In 50 years he'll be this guy and there's literally no reason as to why he'd be less fun in any noticeable way (probably more fun because healthy body = healthy brain) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKJaZDGVNWA

Fuck mediocrity and these regressive idiots who suggest that's something to be proud of

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'Excitement's Crave'

All those mortal's surviving birth
Upon facing maturity,
Take inventory of their worth
To prevailing society.
Choosing values becomes a task;
Oneself must seek satisfaction.
The selected route will unmask
Character when plans take action.
Accepting some work to perform
At fixed pay, but promise for more,
Is a recognized social norm,
As is decorum, seeking lore.
Achieving while others lifting
Should be cause for deserving fame.
Leisure tempts excitement seeking,
What's right and expected seems tame.
"Jessie James" has been seen by all,
And "Son of Sam" has an author.
Others now feel temptations call.
Sacramento should make an offer.
To make a movie of my life
That will pay for my planned exile.
Just now I' d like to add the wife
Of a Mafia lord to my file.
Your East Area Rapist
And deserving pest.
See you in the press or on T.V.

>>9968670
>t. butthurt /fitlit/ autist
you're not gonna make it, anon.

>>9959877
Nah that's gay man

>>9959218
When I saw your thread title, I thought you were baiting.

Now, now, oh help me God, I don't know anon, I don't know. He very well may be worse than she is - HOLY SHIT!

HE VERY WELL MAY BE WORSE - WORSE GODDAMMIT - THAN RUPI KAUR!!!!!

What is happening?

>>9968709
I have no doubt I will
>not taking like 20m of time 4x/week (i.e. you take breaks during which you can read or /lit/) working out in your home gym to maintain a 10/10 body
>thinks he's going to make it/age well
>thinks he has any authority on who's going to make it or not
shiggy diggy

>>9962570
>ripped jeans
Not my style, but fine.
>literally only two vertical slits at the knees
FOR WHAT POSSIBLE FUCKING REASON

>>9968660
It's parody but most of it is targeted at guys who write like the OP. Hipsters who want to come to terms with their own masculinity.

Did anyone here message him a link to this thread on ig?

>>9959218
>menthols

Yes.

>>9969133
I'll do it. We break enough booktuber hearts anyways.

I love how threads about these hacks are more popular than ones of good writers

>>9959317
Kek. Usually females joking about literature/males makes me cringe, but this was actually pretty funny and accurate. Her voice also makes it a lot better.

>>9959317
Tbh the bit about circumcision irked me a bit. If she has kids I bet she'll probably have them cut without even thinking about it.

>>9965248

This was brilliant, anon.

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>>9959317

Pretty funny desu

He's absolute shit, but much better than her.

>>9959218
how long do you reckon he spent making sure the cigarettes were protruding in just the right way for this photo

>>9969564
If the thought process resembles anything like when he writes his poetry, then probably not long. "This will do"

>>9969572
Probably the opposite. People will obsess over Instagram placement because A E S T H E T I C catches the eye while substance is fleeting.

>>9969417
if she was circumcised she would probably write 10,000+ words about it. Having voluntary surgery done on someone too young to consent is only okay if its done to men

>>9959218
Honestly, this is tumblr-tier.

>>9959317
I don't really like her voice, I don't see why people are jerking off over it. Maybe it's the microphone though

>>9959307
There are no good contemporary artists in any medium.

>>9960879
As bad as rupi
but she is a she
and the right shade
at that.
I predict a few
bashful
op-eds on this guy's work

>>9959666
>>9960286
>>9960295
>>9960823
My favorite recent post lookism.net/Thread-Black-Pill-THE-WORLD-WANTS-YOU-TO-HATE-YOURSELF-THEY-WANT-YOU-TO-FEEL-GUILTY-BUT-U-R-NO

>>9959317
This is more like American male novelists Tbh

>>9959317
>This lightbulb is INAUTHENTIC.

I don't know, if we remove the current whiny political climate and just take this as it's own isolated thing then it's pretty fucking funny for the most part.

>>9959317
This video is a great litmus test for whether you're taking this 4chan shit too seriously. If you're actually pissed off because you're a guy who wants to write books like everyone else on this board and you felt this video misrepresented you, then you need to take a break from the internet to be t b h lad.

>>9960087
I actually unironically rather like those first two lines.

>>9970587
I don't write and I only saw 10 seconds of the video but I could already tell it was going to be annoying

Some obnoxious feminist mocking what she views as male writer clichés as a crowd of equally obnoxious and nasal voiced feminists screech in laughter every time she mentions the word "male" or "masculine"

I've seen enough videos like this to know it's not worth watching

>>9970703
>didn't watch the video
>makes a decision about the content of the video
then why did you post this? seriously, go do something else.
despite the feminist bookstore context she made some incisive and humorous observations about masculine lit. however, you cannot appreciate it (or even bother to watch the video) because you resent that context so much due to your 4chan conditioning. the reason the post was so popular was because others were able to see the limitations of their preconceptions.

>>9968821
Horizontal.

>>9970754
Vertically ripped jeans would be fucked tho desu

>>9970734
Have you ever met someone whose voice is just so unbearable you just can't stand to listen to it?
This is what I felt watching the video and the main reason I didn't get past the 10 second mark tbqh

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>>9970754
The only thing that annoys me more than your meaningless reply is that you are correct, and I fucked up.

>>9970801
>anon is so repulsed to and unexposed to the timbre of a woman's voice that he doesn't bother to listen to any of them anymore
c'mon, lad

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>>9970815
not him but...