Nonsensical

I woke up at 2am sometime last week and couldn't fall asleep so I wrote this in my phone notes til I was tired:
BEING AND CHURCHES
So I go inside this church and I find the secret passage right away. It loops around behind the organ. There's a room back there too. I peek through a hole in the bricks and there's a priest lounged up watchin tv in an eerie green light. He's wearin a pope hat. There's a moose head mounted above the tv. Quite the hunter. I waltz in and ask him what he's up to but he pays me no mind. I walk over to his stained window and peer out. What a view! How high is this secret room!? I didn't climb any stairs. I can see Mrs. Lavelle's big flower garden and a couple lads fishin on the river. Over to my right are three spotting scopes. I knew what I was gonna see but I looked into them anyway. They were pointed at the other three churches in town. I turned my head and gave the priest a look where I furrowed my brow and scrunched up one side of my face.
"Who are you anyway" he says. I laugh. He raises his eyebrows. I gaze through the window for awhile, taking in the cool sights. I turn around.
"Give a young buck some advice old man."
He doesn't move for some time. Is he thinking? Maybe he didn't hear me. Then he jumps up to his feet and gets in a power stance.
"Just be! It's easiest." He says through tensed breath. "Capishe?"
"Capisco." I nod.
He walks over to his Steinway and motions for me to follow. He plays a Chopin nocturne so sensuously it would make an angel cry and maybe even turn into a devil.
"Not bad old man," I say trying to act unimpressed. "You have a lighter?" He flicks one out of front pocket startlingly fast. I light up a camel and he takes one too. We bullshit about if jesus had nietzsche's hair and nietzsche jesus's. I try to coax him into lettin slip the secret of the Absurd but he is a three-lock box.
"You like ravens?"
"Oh yeah" I say as if answering a simple math problem. He whistles and one flies right onto his shoulder out of nowhere.
"Jesus! I didn't know they were this big."
"His name is Ba-Ba Booey."
"Hi Ba-Ba Booey." I raise my forearm to it. He hops on. "Whoa! He's nice!"
"I know" says the priest.
"I'm gonna go now. Autumn twilight walks back to farm are a dose of something weird."
"Okay."
"Can i ring that big bell on my way out?"
"I don't care. But bring me a newspaper and some strawberry puffs next time you visit."
"Okay, bye old man. Bye Ba-Ba Booey." I hear a mutter and a caw behind me. I step out onto some orange leaves with a beautiful nature smell going up my nose, and I am off.

i teached a whale
to jump out of it's tail,
and i blushed at the rail.

no amount of drugs or alcohol could ever shake the feeling off
when was the last time I took you out on a date?
not enough of drugs or alcohol could make me happy
but if you said hi to me I would take back what i said.