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Are Zero bars aristocratic or proletarian?
aristocratic:
"Zero bars are the perfect symbols of aristocracy, the thick velvety emulsified white fudge, the nougat that creams up the mouth. Guilty pleasure of the aristocracy, rivalled only by offshore money, tortured animal gestation, and babbling proletarian cigarette smokers. Fuel for mouth spewing amongst patrician hardwood chandelier tempters at the table talking with elitist platitudes fueling each's hyperego inferno burning up any sense of humankindness"
proletarian:
"Zero bars are the perfect symbol of the proletarian, uncaring about minor concerns like health. The cheap carlorie filled comfort food."
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>>9955680
You obviously have no idea what you are taking about.
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>>9955680
Autism: The Post
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>>9955680
> almond
They're pieces of human fecal matter in a wrapper. "Zero" is their rating on a scale from 1 to 10.
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>>9955680
Quality post anon
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>>9957323
>he doesn't like almonds
Get a load of this hornses ass.
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No.
But who decides?
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candy bars are just plastic penises
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>>9955680
kek
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>>9955680
Never heard of this bar, but the name is confusing. One would assume zero means calorie or sugar free (Coke Zero, Monster Zero etc.)
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