Why is Socrates so sassy in the dialouges?

He was bisexual

>>9953157
He's reddit.

So that the modern skeptic community could become the intolerable bunch of twats that they are today.

>>9953181
>skeptic community
>community

Where does this exist?

he literallly has aspergers and speaking is his autismo superpower

>>9953157
He's just being honest while everyone else is trying to cover up their pseudo-intellectualism

>>9953157
The dialogues read like the perfect conversations you image in your head where the other person says precisely the right thing to set you up to say something profound and epic

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>>9953567
this describes humanity

>>9953641
why the fuck do her eyes look like that is it a botched plastic surgery or what

>>9953175
Now you sound like Reddit

>>9953641
>highschool level trigonometry and general precalculus stuff is seen as deep and difficult mathematics
Cringed so hard I feel like my soul just shot up from the bottom of my spine and out of my skull

I don't even really think he's the sassiest of the classics, he just tended to land the most punches because he was one of the more limber ones. Diogenese was 10x more sassy that Socrates could have ever hoped to be; but overall I think it's because of this sort of sparring, competitive nature that philosphy had achieved at the time. If you read Euthydemus you get to see a lot of dialogue as public spectacle, part of that spectacle being to make your opponent look a fool. I'd say maybe there's a connection between this and the Greeks predilection for competitive sports and other such stuff but like desu I don't really know much about Greece in antiquity.

>>9953157
Was he the first sassy gay?

Socrates was so funny, I did not expect him to be such a character.

>>9953682
she's a finn pretending to be slovenian

>>9953157
Be reading the republic

Socrates is just a r9k poster in 300 BC who is scared of Chad thrachymacus

>>9953731
I find it more cringe-inducing that you critique a meme to demonstrate your supposed intellectual superiority.

>>9953811
Not to mention while missing the obvious irony of the meme.

>>9953731
It's a woman

>>9953567
They weren't pretending to be intelectual

"IM SMART CUZ I KNOW I KNOW NOTHINH TEEE HEEE!"

^That is psued

>>9953910
^THAT is a psued

>>9953157
Because he was a sassy motherfucker

>What's virtue?
>It's bravery, Socrates
>OH REALLY, WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE REALLY BRAVE AND DO SOMETHING STUPID BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF THE CONSEQUENCE LES, THAT'S NOT VIRTUOUS, DIPSHIT
>Why yes Socrates

>>9953916
No, I am explicitly anti intellectual

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>>9953157
It's easier for the masses to understand

>>9953987
Even worse desu
Wouldn't it be nice if you caught a bullet to the face?

>>9953973
God what an insufferable cunt

>>9953181
>skeptics
>comparable to socrates

>>9954007
>wah wah examining thought is insufferable
Hes insufferable because you are stupid

>>9953998
Triggered? Fuck off nerd

I've read Euthyphro, Apology, Crito, Phaedo, Ion, Laches, Meno and the Symposium and have to say that he's at his sassiest in the Gorgias, the one I'm reading now.

>Go ahead Polus refute me, or else things aren't looking very good for the orators and tyrants!

>>9954251
>Ho! my philosopher, is that your line?

who won between Diogenes and Socrates

>>9954090

>calls someone a nerd
>is on 4chan
>is on /lit/ on 4chan

methinks ur scheduled for a late term abortion

>>9954741
You're not very advanced, are you?

>>9954763

I'm sure ur very advanced. I'm sure ur practically malignant!

>>9954741
Liking books =/= being a nerd

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>>9953557
http://nycskeptics.org/

They make a good podcast desu.

>>9953803
time to leave

>>9953157
He was tsundere