>it takes the book 1000 pages to introduce the main character

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>the prologue is 2000 pages

>Implying Jesus wasn't introduced on page 1

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>>9951809
>it takes the book 1000 pages before it gets interesting

>>9951814
>finally get to the part where he's supposed to be introduced
>chapter 1 is literally A begat B, B begat C, C begat D, D begat E, and so on 48 times until Joseph begat the main character

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>he needs a character to be specified as the "main" character in order to follow the narrative

>>9951855
when you advertise your book as "the adventures of Jesus Christ and his disciples" I expect more than 1/6 of the book to be about it

>>9951814
he's introduced at the start of the new testament, which is the book where he is protag

>>9951816
>any russian book

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>>9951855
>he needs

>>9951834
>Not understanding the importance of demonstrating Christ's ancestry
pleb city ITT

>>9951869
the tanakh has nothing to do with jesus

>>9951873
Christ is God. God is introduced in first sentence of Genesis.

>>9951882
God is actually the antagonist

>>9951834
ever read the iliad? same shit, bro was son of dude who came from family of homies who were born of this old ass dude and so on and so forth, oh shit bro just got his head chopped off, so much for bro.

>>9951884
*tips gnostic fedora*

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>>9951884
He’s actually a flawed antagonist. The Bible is the story of his tantrum after his children commit original sin, and Christ’s coming represents the end of that tantrum.

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>MC isn't introduced until near the end
>you realize he was introduced from the beginning as another character

>>9951884
Anti-hero more like

>>9952650
Atlas Shrugged