What am I in for?

The best book ever written by man or woman

Basically this:
Well, ah'm at one. Ah'll see ye back here at two. Ah'll gie ye ma tie tae pit oan, n some speed. Buck ye up a bit, let ye sell yirsel, ken? So let's get tae work oan they appos.

They placed the application forms on the table in front of them. Renton's was already half- completed. A few entries caught Spud's eye.

- Hey. . . what's this man, likesay? George Heriots . . you went tae Leithy man .

- It's a well-known fact thit ye nivir stand a fuckin chance ay gittin anything decent in this city if ye didnae go tae a posh school. Nae wey though, will they offer a George Heriots FP a porterin joab in a hotel. That's only fir us plebs; so pit doon something like that. If they see Augies or Craigy oan your form, the cunts 'Il offer ye the joab. . . fuck, ah'd better go. Whatever ye dae, dinnae be late. See ye back here in a bit.

>>9931101
I can't read that shite.

>>9931081
I dinnae ken

>>9931081
Finnegan's wake is an easier read that that trite shit.

>>9931081
Dive in. My edition had a glossary in the back. At first I had to look up every other word. After about 50 pages you speak Scottish, though.

honestly....just watch the movie.

>>9931081
a fucking big television

>>9931101
as someone who's lived in Edinburgh, this is pretty neat.

I walk by George Heriot's School almost every day. It is indeed posh as fuck, looks like a mansion but i heard it's pretty plain on the inside

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>>9931081

>that disgustingly edgy 90s quote on the front of it

wew.

>>9931101

fucking UNREADABLE

>>9932235
Read it. You'll probably love it.

>>9931081
His books are fun to say at least. I think it's better if your native language is not English and you enjoy diving into crazy vernacular.

>>9932340
>murkins