James Joyce is the smartest man who ever lived

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

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>>9917922
When a young man came up to him in Zurich and said, ‘May I kiss the hand that wrote Ulysses?’ Joyce replied, somewhat like King Lear, ‘No, it did lots of other things too.’

He also wrote the words "arse full of farts" as well.

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>>9917922
*slabs your path*

>>9917924
to kill god

>>9917922
No, he was just a masterful stamp collector.

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>>9917924
when a young qt girl (male) came up to him in the land of the chans and said, "May I lick the feet that wrote my diary desu?" Anon replied, somewhat like your mother, 'No it did lots of other things too.'

He (male) also wrote the words "
When a young man came up to him in Zurich and said, ‘May I kiss the hand that wrote Ulysses?’ Joyce replied, somewhat like King Lear, ‘No, it did lots of other things too.’

He also wrote the words "arse full of farts" as well."

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>>9917957
10/10 you but fucked it

>>9917926
James Joyce was the master of fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN50t8khXMI

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Sorry OP, but nein.

>>9917922
Overrated hack

>>9918302
I thought he was overrated, too, until I actually read him.