Books that keep you from putting a bullet to your head

The only thing that stops me from putting a bullet in my head is the delusion that I will eventually be able to get women to sit on my face.

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>>9916208
>be able to get women to sit on my face.

Why would you want that anon?

Tha-That's too lewd!

I had the same ones as you but I'm losing my control.

>>9916205
Letters To A Young Poet, by Rilke.
The most uplifting book I've ever read.

Also, cute girl.

The Hobbit.

It's about a creature that is hardly known to the world going on an adventure, not to save the world, but because he wants to.

Makes me feel like I can do anything.

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>>9916297
>The Hobbit.

>J.R.R Tolkien

shit taste, m8.

Vendler's signed "Poets, Poems, and Poetry"

Got half her bibliography after corresponding with her for a week or so in high school and she signed each one, marking and editing each one. Makes me feel I can someday be that great professor who will impact just one kid as much as she did to me that day.

>>9916342
>Vendler's signed "Poets, Poems, and Poetry"

Literally who?

>>9916365
Helen Vendler--probably one of the best modern literary theorists

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>>9916368
K

Sorry, didn't know.

>>9916208
>>9916216
>flirting on /lit/

> the meditations
> Tolkien

These are literally r/books most memed works. What happened to this board

>>9916389
Report me or shut up.

>>9916396
Fuck off. The Meditations is god tier.

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>>9916205

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>>9916401
Patrician Taste m8.

>>9916397
I more meant it as a funny; why the fuck I care if people flirt here. Chill

>>9916403
Takes me back to the days when living forever didn't mean until you die.

>>9916405
> Chill

K m8. I'm chill.

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>>9916410
Good

>>9916205
hamlet and the gospels

the potentiality of reading infinite jest

the perks of being a wallflower

>>9916208
women sit on my face and honestly it is pretty comforting to think about. i sincerely mean it.

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>>9916697
Yeah, reading is for faggots.

>>9916205

It ain't a book, its a God damned arms race.

Seriously though, I live for the moment when the facade comes crumbling down and all is revealed, something you CAN'T hide, something you CAN'T explain, and its coming for you. You can't hide from it, you can't kill it, you can't even buy it off. It's not a person: its the truth. The fact that you're here, making this thread, THAT makes me want to live. It makes me want to live and make an impact on your pathetic lie, your charade that I am tearing the very foundation from. I live for the moment when I get to see my fathers face when he realizes how his own family, brothers, sisters, parents, daughter, all of them: conspired to try and convince his only son to 'put a bullet in his brain'.

You have severely underestimated me.

>>9916205
>Bible
>Crimes and Puns
>Virginia Woolf in general
>Steppenwolf
>Stoner
>Autobio of Helen Keller
>Epictetus

>>9916740

It was a good plan, really, but it only works if I'm dead. It still might work, but you will die with me.

>>9916753

Oh, it does help that by the end of it all I'll be a rich man too. Something to look forward to.

>>9916740
you forgot your pepe

>>9916764

Oh no, trust me I did not forget about him.

>>9916306
Fuck off

The thought that I'm putting people who thought it was a fine and dandy idea to try and brazenly tell me to kill myself through a personal and unique form of mental anguish is a nice touch, too.

>>9916785

Oh they didn't try man, they set up a whole reunion and straight up did. They deserve none of your pity. Yes, what you're doing is cruel. Absolutely, yes, a cruel, cruel thing that is pretty much the EXACT EQUIVALENT of what they tried to do to you. Now ask yourself, if they were willing to serve up THAT to you, why should you be bashful about doing the same? You shouldn't.