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>>9913578
nice

Whoever wrote that didn't get the meme. It's not
Virgin bad Chad good, Chad is the opposite of the Virgin taken to natural extremes. If the Virgin sits quietly, Chad will never stop making a sound for hours etc. It's a really simple meme and it's obviously frustrating that people don't get it.

>>9913599
All comparasion based memes eventually break down into good bad dichotomy with all the human and cleverness taken it.

It's the nature of exposing it the herd for too long.

>>9913506
Pleb here. Who's the chad?

>>9913599
>>9913612
I'm happy that there are other autistic people like me who understand that every meme has a kernel of conceptual unity, and that it's a tragedy to watch its determinate manifestations stray farther and farther from the initial kernel in the hands of the normie mob.

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>>9913728
> would get laid all the time were there such a thing as a sexual relation

Kek'd. Zizek made that joke as well, clearly a Chad.

>>9913618
I was wondering that myself.

>>9913618
>>9914093
Nabokov

https://media.giphy.com/media/wZHqL4NlsfNKM/giphy.gif

I don't know what this means but it made me laugh

best shit r9k meme scientists have come up with in a while

>>9914146
>I don't know what this means

>>9914127
> Anally dominates the weak
maximum kek

>>9913506

You guys got anything better? No?

I'll send you the bill.

>>9914127
>anally dominates the weak

Can I put this on my resume?

Can someone post the religious version? That zealot chad is really inspiring

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>>9914699
This shit aint funny

Someone do virgin gaddis vs chad pynchon

Thread died because /lit/ can't into humour

https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S1006865

BUGS

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>>9913506
Muh prose.

>>9915097
bugs...

>>9914127
nice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjNhTzcizb8

>>9915477
This made me chuckle

>>9915398
that font makes the meme unreadable

>>9915514
I never understood why Bloom wrote a fantasy novel of all things. I remember him saying that he wasn't very fond of fantasy books in an interview.

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>>9914699
>but xO could be even worse than life! WTF!

legitimately kekked

this is great

>>9915097
he's getting bigger..

"""humour"""

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>>9913736
clearly

>>9916439
He must have liked A Voyage to Arcturus or he wouldn't have written a fanfic of it.

>>9915097
bugs.. easy on the carrots

>>9913708
google "ironic subversion chart" and do some research on that, I can tell you'll be interested

>>9915108
pretty sure athena is described as eagle-eyed

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>>9913578
kek

What's some good Alt-Left literature?

>>9917995
γλαυkῶπις (Athena's epithet) means something like "bright-eyed" or "grey-eyed"

>>9914699
It took me a while to figure out they were writing to be or not to be. I forgot to read the stupid mobile phone title that says Hamlet.

>>9918372
2b/-2b=?

>>9914828
This please

>>9915477
Beautiful

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>>9914699
I'm slightly triggered

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I hate myself for posting this.

It's Sylvia Plath by the way.

>>9914699
>I'd have no more squirt or heart

>>9918926
My friend and I have regularly referenced this for the past four years

>>9918942
this isn't funny at all

>>9918918
kek

>>9918926
Lmfao I hadn't read this in years. Thanks m8

>>9913578
BORGESSSSSSSSS

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>>9913506
>lepidopterology
Truly the chad's hobby

>>9919047
Jünger... easy on the bugs.

>>9919056

>you spent time making this

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>>9919056
>Plato
>Fiction

>>9918926
>61%
Everytime. Though it really wasn't a bad summary.

>>9919090
>Atlantis being the size of Asia
>Fiction

>>9919099
Sounds like you need to open your pineal gland

>>9918926
That TA clearly wanted Mr. Freeman's dick

>>9919099
It's a parable for the struggle of landpower versus seapower applied to a Grecian context. Athens is a stand-in for the Greek seafaring civilization and Atlantis is a stand-in for the Persian conquerors.

>>9919140
A parable is fiction you faggot

>>9919056
:(

>>9919099
>He thinks Atlantis isn't real
Blue pilled as fuck

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>>9919056
>>9919056
The cute thing about this is the creator's belief that non-fiction is frightening or corrosive. It's like when you see metal listeners claim their music is too "hard" for people. What they have in common is their susceptibility to their Id's value placed on simple power systems and "le brutal truth" (the recent sociological phenomenon which has caused Game of Thrones and its derivatives). No, people read the right because the left comes across as laughably boring and unnecessary.

https://warosu.org/lit/thread/3642888
Lads, remember this?

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>>9919204
still funny

>>9919203
No, but it was fun to read it for the first time.
Thanks for sharing.

>>9917995
lol you read a shit translation (not lattimore)

>>9918918
>Do Androids Dream of Electric Dick
ftfy

>>9918926
>page is to big

>>9914127
Great!

>>9919203

JAHOOKIE

>>9915108
It is true... Athene is truly best goddess....

>>9918918
They do in my Japanese manga!

>>9915108
>α
lul

>>9918942
lmfao

>>9915097
STOP EATING THEM CARROTS!

>>9920746

You yell "Aquital!" at the top of your lungs, and if any of the jurors say yes, pull the lever. It only takes 1, remember.

>>9919204
>snorting cryptically

forget gold, this is platinum

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>>9919204
this kills me everytime

>>9919196
Fuckin' kek

>>9919203
This is the best thread I've ever seen

>>9920757
What's this?

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>>9920769

>>9918891

why are photos of this even in public circulation?

nice feet tho

>>9919203
>>9920910

That spineless worm Matt got absolutely crushed in that thread.
>i still fucked your girlfriend
>Not by her standards lol
Fawkin brutal.

>>9913708
I like to be a little verbose to give flavour to my comments but his just seems like straight up purple posting. You don't need to try so hard, less is more.

>>9919203
Fuck Matt. Impotent beta trying to make himself feel better by trying to hurt somebody else.

Everybody sees though his shit though. I hope he gets speared by an African.

>>9919058
I'll give that one. That was pretty chuckly

>>9915097
WOULD YOU LET A FAT NIBBA
PHUCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>9920807
Even with this meme, it's impossible to not make Marcus look like the apex male.

>>9920807
>Augustus and """""""Caesar"""""""

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>>9915477
>actually put lose yourself instrumental to read this

kekd

>>9924693
Good one. In a while, we will be able to assemble a Chad history of the world.

>>9913728
>in alone in a corner
Confirmed all these comics written by methanphetamine.

>>9914127
Sartre?

>>9914699
Lost at
>#thestruggleisreal
>yfw if hamlet was real and alive today he might actually post this

>>9919058
Have a (you)

>>9920750
Lost at tampons, pads and ironclads

>>9924685
>I feel that feel sometimes

A modernist protestant evangelical pastor-professor and contraceptives advocate was teaching a class on Martin Luther, known heretic. ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Luther and accept that the five solas are divine commandments, even greater than the 255 Dogmas!”

At this moment, a brave, traditionalist, monarchist Catholic soldier of Christ who had said over 15,000 Rosaries and understood the necessity of Apostolic Succession and supported all the dogmatic pronouncements of the ecumenical councils and the Supreme Pontiff stood up and held a Bible.
”Who wrote this book, pinhead?”
The arrogant pastor smirked quite heretically and smugly replied “God did, you statue-worshipping papist.”
”Wrong. The Sacred Authors, under the inspiration of the Holy Ghost, dictated Holy Writ from their own historical perspectives and Mother Church collected these books under the direction of that same Holy Ghost. If sola scriptura, as you say, is true, then the Bible entered the world ex-nihilo (which means ‘from nothing’ for you non-Latin casuals), which is what the infidel Muslims say about their stupid Koran.”

The pastor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential by Joel Osteen. He stormed out of the room crying those apostate modernist tears. The same tears modernists cry for the “Jews” (who today live in such luxury that they’re allowed to practice usury). There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Martin Jack “Chick” Calvin, wished he had read more of the Church Fathers and classical biblical exegesis. He so wished he had a tradition of apologetics to rebut the Catholic student with, but he had declared all tradition fallible and man-made!
The students applauded and all registered for RCIA that day and accepted the Pope as the legitimate successor of Saint Peter. An eagle named “Doctrine” flew into the room and perched atop the Papal States flag and
shed a tear on the chalk. The Oath Against Modernism was read several times, and Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke showed up and celebrated the Extraordinary Form of the Mass.
The pastor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He converted to Catholicism and received Last Rites as he died of embarrassment, and was tossed into purgatory until such time as his soul was clean of sin.

>>9925155
Rosaries are so gay

>>9925155
pretty rare

>>9925155
And not even a sensible chuckle was uttered that day.

>>9921024
>>nice feet tho
Mass genocide of footfags when?

>>9919058
Heh

>>9925437
You'll never catch me
take the giantess fetishists instead, I'm all for a minor nuclear holocaust

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>>9918926

>>9925650
>no bulge
cmon son

>>9918543
anyone have the version of this with sasha grey?

>>9918926
the video where he goes on for about 10 minutes about how he made this and how important it is for him to take credit for this ruined it for me

>>9925650
>Isn't even exactly sure what history is
Perfect.

If anyone has that picture of DFW as a fleshlight I would be most grateful.

>>9924938
Derrida

>>9924938
>>9926639
it's lacan

>>9918049
Oh shit I made this meme

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>>9926666

>>9924731
History is the biography of the Eternal Chad acting through time.

>>9914127
I was about to say Peterson then I saw title

Thanks for good meme, here's your (you)

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>>9913578
underrated

>>9926643
I'm pretty sure it's Rousseau actually

>>9915514
this is pretty funny

>>9918049
>>9926666
Author's name is supposed to be in all caps you fuck

>>9926778
Blame the image generator

>>9921066
When I see rubies, I can't help but lick and gnaw them purple.

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>>9914127
lol, automatically read the "hard to understand" line in his faggot bitch ass voice

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>>9918569
so sick of cunts writing in overly verbose fake old english to be funny when they write pretend ancient greek quotes for memes, literally no good translations are written like that

>>9926909
Is this real or am I getting trolled. I cannot even tell anymore in the age of fanfiction

>>9915097
easy

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>>9926949
it's too geniously badly written to be genuine

>>9926948
>I only play Pharaoh (1999)
Why do I always laugh at this

>>9926643
>>9926639
>>9924938
It's Focault you fucking faggots stop memeing me

>>9927042
Possibly the best sentence /lit/has produced.

>>9927055
I'm pretty sure it's Camus

>>9919156
tfw actually got triggered when I read the "upper class white kids" line

>>9918926

This brings me back

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>>9926909
>Torolf entered her lie she was the lottery.
Fugg.

So is erotica some sort of money laundering scheme? How can people read this, let alone buy it?

>>9927088
No it's Althusser

>>9927196
All university professors need to hang from trees.

>>9919204
top shelf

>>9927196
I'm pretty sure this story didn't actually happen

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>>9926948

Phenomenology is becoming extremely relevant. This guy's problem was getting caught up with Husserl. Seriously, just bullshit into some AI thinktank.

>>9926909

>clunge
>pecker

jej
those terms should be in bio textbooks

>>9927036
I read this and slipped into a horrific self realization that I've had similar thoughts and i actually hate my mother

>>9919203
Oh lord, I had forgotten about this. Thanks for finding this
>JAHOOKIE

>>9920758
facebook faggot

>>9918942
>removus me poopus
also fuck harry potter

So, do you guys just talk to yourselves now? I mean, what's going on for the spans of hours that I'm not paying attention? You do know I don't read shit you've posted right? Do you get paid to do this? Lol what the fuck is the point if the odds of me seeing some shit are extremely slim? I just don't get it.

>>9927580


You guys do realize that this shit is satire right? It even implies that on the cover.

>>9928755
5/7 perfect
What did I just read?

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>>9928912

>>9928755
kek

>>9915514
I don't get it, I laughed but I don't get it.

>>9929259
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=harold+bloom+no+discernible+talent

>>9918942

fuckin literal pantshitters

>>9926948

His greatest flaw was not playing Caesar III (1998).

>>9913578
I don't understand.

>>9926909
>dick Parkinson's
>that last sentence
Suffering from a malfunctioning pacemaker here.

>>9929421
Jesus fucking christ

>>9929467
>huuur duuur he doesn't understand, what a pathetic piece of shit

Don't be a cunt and explain, damnit

(not even him, it's probably the first and last time I browse /lit/)

>>9929507
I'm sure he can google Pierre Menard, read the fucking SHORT story and get the meme. That way it will actually satisfactory. There's no point in just explaining the joke.

>>9929507
>last time
good

>>9929556
Yes, good.

Is /lit/ full of people like you?

>>9929599
>>9929507
Good riddance pleb

>>9929507
go away while you still have your mental sanity

>>9927630
> not recognizing Deleuze

>>9914699
The fall of western civilization

>>9929651
all this is a joke right? it's obviously Irigaray

>>9918891
SYLIVIIAAAAAAAAA
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN

>>9919156
this is pretty good

>>9919196
>every other word is a spelling error
what did Gmail mean by this?

>>9930180
Probably a non-anglophone sender.
I am French and this kind of stuff sometimes happen.

>>9919196
>>9930180
could be swedish if the spellchecker ignores all contractions

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>>9915520

Lost. No idea who Woods is, but nothing can make you hate a person more on an intellectual level than reading them. I would do this to the Transcendentalists if I could save up enough spit.

>>9916506
Post something funny

>>9925650
>Other leftists fear and loathe him
This describes me. I've also never been to a political event for non-educational reasons; that is to say, I went to an #Occupy encampment in 2012 when some classmates and I went up to New Hampshire to observe the presidential primaries for extra credit in our AP Government class.

>>9920805
>Those feet
Absolutely disgusting. Delete this.

>>9915398
>Jean VirJean
>Chadvert

I'm already giggling like a retarded person and that's all I've read

>>9930371
any more kekgaard memes?

>>9915097
This nigga fucked up.

>>9915097
cue a bunch of dorks trying to be funny
...oh wait

>>9931776
see the problem with the african american vernacular use of "to be" or lack there of is that some information is lost. is this poster saying that the nigga in question currently is fucked up? that the nigga has fucked up in the past? that someone else fucked the nigga up? there's just too much ambiguity

>>9913599 who fucking cares?
>>9913708 nice pseud-cabulary

>>9927036
>mfw I start argreeing with this insightful critique but then suddenly becomes horrified that is all just a rant about the anon's mom

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>>9913578
>>9929421
>>9929522

>enter thread
>don't understand joke
>google Pierre Menard
>read short story
>come back to thread
>look at image
>laugh

>realize I just spent 30 minutes researching a /lit/ meme

i should be shot in the back of the head

>>9932338
>a /lit/ meme
/lit/ memes have transcendant value

>>9926909

damn i really like the OP image in this image

does anyone have a sauce for it?

>>9932345

i mean the thing is is that i'm glad i did it because i learned a lot

>>9915398

>buys his own damn bread

that was what got me

>>9918935

underrated ITT at least

i was wondering why i recognized it lmao

>>9919156

i think my favorite thing about /lit/ memes is that 99% of the time it's people mocking things that they like

/lit/ memes are very good-natured and likeable.

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>>9932108
>they won't get the point of this post and nigger babble will continue to spread throughout 4chan

>>9918942
>removus me poopus
lost it there

>>9928755

>Phwoa, Melinda. That's the good stuff. That's the stuff that makes me forget about my problems."

This is great if you imagine Charls Carroll delivering that line

>>9920807
>Caesar

>>9928522
I can't breathe.

>>9932621
lel
it does read like something he'd write, he's likely some kind of autist

>>9932716

him going on about rust and vitamin C in koreatown was great

>>9932357
That's how it works my friend. Good story, isn't it?

>>9932747

It was very funny and I learned the word "marmoreal" which means made of or likened to marble.

>>9913591
Wow that has aged terribly

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>>9928755
>>9928888

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>>9926909
>fulfilled with sexual fulfillment
>Hilda clutched the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands
>like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it

>>9914699
>I'd have no more cummies or broken baboon ass.
???

>>9913591
>habbin a cuple bares
Lost.

>>9929737
Maupassant

>>9930371
I think Stuart Woods is pulp thriller writer, kinda like James Paterson except less of a hack.

>>9926948
>old english
Fucking pleb, that's early modern english.

>>9933611
>old English must always mean Old English

>>9933668
To avoid sounding retarded, yes it ought to.

>>9933051
>>9933057
>>9933060
>>9933064
These are fantastic.
>it raised some serious cyberquestions in him

>>9919204
>Opal Deception
HE DIDNT EVEN STEAL THE BEST ONE WHAT THE FUCK HES A MADMAN

>>9913708
Not wrong at all

>>9933499
I was actually gonna write something like this. Thanks for ruining my dreams.

>>9924938
Get out newfag

anyone got the Lao Tzu Chad?

>>9915421
lol where the fuck has he been tho?

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>>9932347
Dan McPharlin
http://www.cvltnation.com/post-apocalyptic-psychedelic-art-dan-mcpharlin/

another artist who does sort of similar themes is Zdzisław Beksiński

>>9926909
>>9914127
what's the origin of the "OMG this to hard" quote did J. Peterson actually say that?

>>9918063
glaucous, opaque yellowish grey

>>9919183
10/10 kek'd

>>9924685
I want to die.

>>9913578
ffs

>>9925820
newfag here, whats the backstory?

>>9932338
ive read the story but i guess im not familiar with the bee movie meme to get it
plz explain

>>9936337
It's not really about the bee movie, but about the long series of meme videos titled "the bee movie but 'x'". Some of them get faster whenever a carachter says a certain word, so in the end the whole movie is shown in like four minutes at super-high speed, this kind of stuff.

>>9918543
>i bet they didnt even shoplift them
kek

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>>9934509
I've been thinking of doing one with Jesus and Buddha, does anyone have the template?

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>>9913599
>who fucking cares?
You do.

>>9926639
Derrida is a dilettante, could never be chad-tier.

>>9933057
>Pornography leaked out of it like blood.
Unironically 10/10 line, might steal it.

>>9913599
Ah, but just because it started out that way, doesn't mean it should remain that way. For instance, most of the ones you're talking about were simply terrible, with the most contrived things on the Chad side. Then you had the "Wizard" things, which were equally contrived. The new ones are popular because they are far more flexible and conductive to OC; like any good meme.

>>9919099
He was describing ancient records. 11 000 years is a long time. Size is often a parable, especially in history, mythology and politics. Sweden faked maps to seem bigger than it was, Kim Jong Il could speak 200 languages etc.

>>9919220
ah-bloo-bloo

new Chad meme is far superior to old Chad meme because it glorifies and mystifies things I like

>>9918062

lmao good one senpai

>>9936927
>Sweden faked maps to seem bigger than it was
very Freudian given its shape

>>9919156
In all seriousness though I hope this didn't happen. I don't think it did.

>>9933045
Kek

300th post

>>9927036
See I normally would get defensive when anyone would make any of those statements, but then I just realized her name is Joanne

Fucking talentless cunt.

>>9936774
You obviously don't understand this meme. The chad is supposed to be the opposite of the virgin taken to a ridiculous extreme. If the virgin is sitting quietly, then the chad is constantly yelling. If the virgin is peeing in a bathroom stall, then the chad is peeing in the street. In your case, if confucius lives in his mom's basement, then laozi goes around destroying every single mother's basement in the country. It isn't supposed to be "virgin = thing I don't like and chad = thing I like". If I wanted to see a "smarter than thou" comic, I'd read Assigned Male.

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>>9933539
>cummies
kek

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>>9937949
I got that stretch my legs reference

>>9937986
timeless classic

>>9937986
>this feels like a utopia now

>>9913506
Is the Virgin supposed to be Dosteyevsky?

>>9938222
yes

>>9938030
haha nice

>>9937725
Anon, I didn't make that comic, otherwise I wouldn't be asking for a template.

>>9937986
The ride never ends.