how many copies do you guys dare me to preorder? imagine the

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>>9910617
buy 500 and have a public burning

fuck off john

>>9910617
>imagine the look on johns face when he learns a bunch of autistic morons on the internet made him rich just for the sake of a shitty joke

>>9911100
wouldn't be the first time

>>9910904

>burning books
>ever
>for any reason

kill yourself

a thread died for this

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>>9911138
book burning has a long and respectable tradition.

so what's this book about? turtles?

>>9911153

it's the worst crime of humanity that can be committed.

>>9911138
Burning books is lit as fuck

>>9911157
not liking book burning is a spook

>>9911138
t. John Green

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>>9911157
>le freeeze peach
Fuck that.

>>9910904
Thank god that summer is almost over.

>>9911100
>media gets ahold of the story
>wonder what makes the book prank-worthy
>intrigued people buy the book
>more moneys are made

>>9911177
>unironically saying freeze peach
your not going to make it

>>9911177
Haha, you're actually from reddit. Nice digits though

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>>9911100
>a bunch of autistic morons on the internet made him rich just for the sake of a shitty joke

Why not? A bunch of autistic morons on the internet elected a president just for the sake of a shitty joke.

>>9910617
All of them