Which brother are you /lit/?

>>9909922
Smerdyakov you nigger

>>9909922

Alyosha unfortunately.
I even had a friend who used to call me Alyosha.
I wish Dostoevsky had lived to write the sequel, I really needed a roadmap for being Alyosha in America.

Alyosha tbvh.

no ones dimitri? lol

>>9909946

This is 4chan and Dmitri is Chad so what do you think.

>>9909953
Dmitri never gets the poosy tho only a waifu

>>9909968

It was different times this was pre-birth control you can't expect him to get pussy as easy as a 2017 Chad.

Im sympathetic to Ivan

>>9909971
that's true, he resolves himself to suicide if he fails though. isn't it a "beta" quality to let himself degenerate over a woman?

Elliotosha Rodgernov

Ivan, by far

>>9909922

I wish I were Alyosha, but sadly I must admit that I am Dmitri


Is there anyone out there who is Smerdyakov?

>>9909922
I'm an only child.

>>9910065

Not really it just means that he is so high T that if he can't get the pussy then he will do something crazy
There's no way he's beta go read the bar scene where he BTFO the Poles
Also wasn't he in the military? He's defo Chad

ivan, albeit dumber and a tad less psychotic

>>9909922
Either Dmitri or Ivan. Depends on the day and how intoxicated I am

I'm the one whomst's intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour. I forgot his name though.

>>9910145
He's prob the most Chad in the book

>>9910357
The son of the stinking one

very much aloysha

>>9910763
>>9910145
>>9910065
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>>9909953
Who the fuck cares about being "chad"? It doesn't fucking exist you sad cunts, it's literally a meme like most shit on this site.

Stop shoehorning alpha/beta and "chad" horse shit into every discussion you virgin fucking faggots

>>9910772
> t. buttmad betacuck

>>9910779
if you say so cunt

For me it's Ivan: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>9910772
>mad at Chad
never gonna make it

>>9911035
"chad" is pleb tier, i'm beyond that

>>9909922
I'm Fëdor Pavlovich

>>9909922
I wish I were Alyosha, but in reality I'm Fyodor