Why are English speaking people always so patriotic? Are you really that jealous of the other great national literatures? Do you feel inferior when facing names like
D A N T E
or
G O E T H E
or
D O S T O E V S K I J
or maybe...
P R O U S T
or even
L E O P A R D I
or, well...
C E R V A N T E S
but also
B A U D E L A I R E
and of course
T O L S T O J
?
What do you have?
Chaucer? Hahahahahahaha
Milton? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DICKENS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, wait... I have a good one!
PYNCHON?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FOSTER WALLACE?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
... I'm dying!!!
>>9890606
Pynchon > Nonenglish corpus
>>9890606
>no Norwegian authors
well fuck you guy
melville
b-but muh juyce
S H A K E S P E A R E
>>9890611
Pynchon is a valid member of the canon. But no.
C A L V I N O
P I R A N D E L L O
B O C C A C C I O
E C O
shit, you guys can't even appreciate the sheer beauty of
M A N Z O N I
>>9890611
lol
Anglo-Saxons are the protagonists of reality.
>>9890878
Genius.
>>9890878
You're not even the protagonist of your own life because you don't have one lmao