Describe the last sexual encounter you had (jacking it counts)

He pleasured himself.

>>9890089
eh

The struggle itself is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine anon cummin' in his gf's butt.

>>9890084
She ran her peanut-butter plastered finger around her swelling, pink lips. Her dog came closer, let out a low, dominant growl, before finishing his dessert.

>>9890108
How the fuck are you typing with paws?

I have heard it happen that, some years ago in the city of Perugia— whose women are known, if not for their wit and liveliness, then for their carnal munificence—there lived a monk by the name of Ruggiero. Shortly after the hour of tierce this Ruggiero, whose wont it was to continually bib strong wine, fell into a daze, and sat in view of a dazzling apparition of the Blessed Virgin Mary

>>9890084
Jacking off. The genius idea of trying to fill a void by violently trying to get something out

He pullled his pants down and he played video after video before stopping and he masturbated

>>9890084
It was yuge

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>>9890180

This is great, please do more.

>>9890084
the cum
it shot from its cage
yes
YES
let it all out

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>last sexual encounter

And they fucked like rabbits on ecstasy.

My socks
Tell stories
No books have
The spine to
Carry

>>9890579
Kek

>>9890579
10/kek

From his room came a foetid and unearthly miasma, a thing of steamy sweat and fungoid suggestions. I swear on my life, my dear reader, I would have fled that wretched haunt if my fear had not mastered my better senses. Placing my trembling eye to the keyhole, I spied a sight that does not allow me rest to this day, such was the nervous cocophany of unutterable, solitary copulation.

>>9890084
I am a sick man...I am a wicked man...I am an unattractive man. I fap 'til it pains me.

Mother blew me today.

>>9890985
or maybe it was yesterday.

She wore lingerie. I loved the way her ass looked in those beige thongs. I saw she hadn't shaved when I pulled the string aside to reveal her holes. Unfortunately my dick was limp.

>>9890543
Nael will be the GOAT!

you heard it here first

Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say, – Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness

>>9890084
yes
YES
the tiger is out