>tfw Bernard Marx is LITERALLY you
>>9867927
sup bernard marx
>>9868053
why couldn't I have been born Helmholz Watson instead?
>>9867927
I am literally Mustapha Mond. Tall, handsome and with a wicked sense of humour
>>9867927
Just be glad you're not Gregory Berrycone
I'm literally Bernard Max though
>Live in Iceland
>No /lit/ friends
>~8 cm shorter than 6'0
>Despise collectivism
>"When threatened, Bernard can be petty and cruel" Literally me in my Business and economics school
>Surrounded with and closely know alphas in Uni
>>9868300
>8cm shorter than
Heeled boots, anon!