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Alright fellas, I could use your help. I'm moving out of my apartment into my first house, and I want to write a "fuck you" letter to the couple in the apartment below mine. Here's some material to work with. They're unemployed, fight all the time, constantly smoke weed and stink up the entire building, and are generally just garbage people. I could use some help writing this thing. Here's what I've got so far:
Dear sub-human trash people of Apartment 3,
For the most part, I've enjoyed living here for the past year. It was and always will be, my first apartment with my fiance. It was spacious for the price. A little run down, but not bad. Unfortunately as with many things, the cheap cost attracts garbage people, such as yourselves. People who are almost certainly unemployed, and live off my tax dollars.
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Dear pot-addled weaklings of Apartment 3,
I am going to kill you. You don't know who I am but I know everything about you. I will probably be watching you as you read this very letter. Soon the pathetic drugged-out haze you call a life will come to an end, and I will be the one to twist the knife in your spine in your final moments. I have been in your apartment five times since April of this year. Two of those times I left a little treat for you. Have you found it yet? You're fucking dead. I'm going to enjoy watching you fucking die.
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Get a life
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>>9866879
Don't burn bridges you fatherless child
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>>9866879
You'll come to a sticky end in this life, if you pick up a habit of firing parting shots, especially if you're staying in the same locale. Better to fight your battles when there's something meaningful at stake.
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>>9866879
Insults should have a moral component. Who are you helping here, other than your pride.
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