Roast me /lit/

Cmon /lit/, did no one of you actually read Faust?

>>9858367
I don't read anything

dude colors theory lmao

>>9858367
yeah but i liked it, great climax scene

>>9858327
I cried at the end of Elective Affinites and Werther. I can't.

>>9858327
I want to learn German just to read this guy desu.

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Though you lived 10 years apart in your famous monument you look like wrinkled Benjamin Franklin while your buddy Schiller who was arguably the better poet though you were the better writer looks like a handsome Greek sculpture of the white race personified

>>9858327
You were short, gay and also wrote the worst of the "best books ever." Germans just shill him because they wanted their own Shakespeare but it was a failed attempt. Also your "science" is retarded, and you had to do it in such a strange way because you sucked at math

>I like boys a lot, but the girls are even nicer. If I tire of her as a girl, she'll play the boy for me as well
>Pederasty is as old as humanity itself, and one can therefore say that it is natural, that it resides in nature, even if it proceeds against nature. What culture has won from nature will not be surrendered or given up at any price.
What did he mean by this?

>>9859236
patrician af

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>>9858367
>ISIS