Wife is at work and I'm bored. Anyone want a story?

>>9855331
Why do you let your wife work?

>>9855344
So I can invest her paycheck

>>9855351
The cost of her working, for you and society, is greater than whatever you might think you gain.

>>9855364
What do you mean?

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>>9855379
>He doesn't get it.

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yeti

city ruins

can into being a tribe of wandering abominable snowmen w/a mysterious & latent bent for the writings of freud & baudrillard & georges bataille

our bone carvings > the bone carvings of the other

perhaps we seek the Great Boneyard
>or perhaps we have been flung out of it

also we are hungry and are unskilled in language

we like human women too
v much
true, they are not as furry as we prefer,
and to some may seem repulsive

we are Amorous

but we believe that the answers to many things can be understood through the secrets of Boning
>compose yourself yetifag

also we are Elusive,
which is interesting:
Tactical Espionage Action

the stealth yetis come for your bone carvings
you cannot hide them from us

why do we desire these things
nobody knows

perhaps someday we shall build a YETI program,
the Yearning for Existential Intelligence

it's hard to tell with these things
yeti are mysterious