Roast me /lit/

It's your fault Protestants don't understand theology. You are responsible for every common Christian misconception about the Bible

>>9853789
nobody outside of the anglo world has heard or cares about you

FATAN AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

Sorry bud, you'll never be Homer

>>9853789
Who's this faggot?Milton?

>>9853855
yis

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>>9853815
>he thinks that non-anglo countries matter

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>>9853815
Wrong

nigga look like the gay quaker oats guy

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>that faggot milton is taking the test for me

>>9853789
only if u shew me ur boipussy first

>>9853789
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

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>>9853789

>its a Milton makes a reference to an obscure arcane text that only 3 people have ever read episode

>>9853789
Listen up faggot.
Dante>Homer>Ariosto>Virgil>Tasso>Boiardo>Froissart>Spenser>You.

>>9854235
I'd put Spenser at least a little higher

>>9853789
>Paradife Loft
Did he have a speech impediment as well as being blind?

>>9855883
Dude 'f''s were used as long s's back in his day.

>>9855895
Not that guy, but I'm pretty sure that was the joke

>>9855895
pfff HAHA

Don't you mean

"Dude f's were ufed as long f'f back in hif day"

why does the man who wrote paradife loft look like a twink? i expected someone more metal desu

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>>9855916
There's this thing you don't seem to be aware of called 'aging', the process of which means that when someone's likeness is captured early in their lives, they look young in that image. Then later, new images of them after they've done this whole 'aging' thing, they look older.

>>9855919
still looks girly

i bet he got his bp fucked on a daily

>>9855895
It's not an f. A long s looks different from an f. If you look closely at the two you'll see it.