Read Iliad and Odyssey

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>>9852242
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N70B8aQPdlo

>>9852242
>tdw ywn become battle bros with Poseidon
why even live

Also, Uly+Dio is best couple

>>9852287
Poseidon got BTFO by Odysseus

>>9852255
''Man is a master of his own fate, not the gods. The gods are man's creation, to give answers that they are afraid to give themselves.''


great speech

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*teleports behind you*
psssh.... nothin personnel..... kid....

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>be ares
>get your shit pushed by diomedes
>go crying home
>your big sis has to hold back diomedes so he doesn't pwn you any harder
>have the audacity to call yourself a god

>>9852292
shit when?
I don't recall
Just that he pussied out after Zeus found out what a disobedient little whore he was

>>9852321
Ody got home even when Pussyedon was angry at him. That is a win in my book.

>>9852336
Well he had favor from Athena and Zeus, didn't he?

>>9852340
But poseidon still failed to win in his own domain.

>>9852343
Zeus had all the domains
If you got favor from Zeus, it's over.
Also, Poseidon had the last laugh if we take the story about Odysseus getting killed by an oar wielded by his own son.

>>9852336
Oh shit
I haven't read the Odyssey yet nigga. I'm talking about the Iliad. There he's a super bro to the Greeks

>>9852357
Is it not a high school assignment to read it where you live?

>>9852392
Wew no. At best we read some passages of the Iliad, but in Monkeyland reading that shit wouldn't fly nowhere

>>9852397
>no

>>9852392
Only thing I had to read where some terrible Dutch books written specifically for highschool assignments. They where so shit I didn't read books for years after that.

>>9852298
don't think you understod it

hint: he wasn't actually atheist

Had to stop reading. Zeus was so OP it wasn't even entertaining.