Anon why are you spending time here instead of reading books?

>>9848943
Because I'm eating dinner. Once I've finished dinner and made myself a G&T with lime and rosemary, on the rocks, I will settle down with my book

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>>9848949
rosemary kek

>>9848943
I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /lit/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

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>>9848956
hey relax bro it's just a qt

>>9848955

Sounds p gud desu

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>>9848943
>reading books

>>9848956
>woman

>>9848956
Lit always has the best pasta, at least that's something it has going for it.

>>9848943

I just come here for recommendation lists and advice on supplementary reading material.

>>9848956
This. Man, fuck women. They're manipulative, whore-ish, disloyal, and don't contribute anything to society. They'll never do anything for you, or you principles.

>Be in high school
>Be on school's cross country team
>Before every meet, our team is congregated under the team's tent waiting for the races to start
>Coach's wife and 1 year old daughter always shows up about 30 minutes before the race
>1 year old daughter always recognizes are uniforms, and runs up to us to give each individual person on the team a hug
>We look absolutely ridiculous when she does this, and are laughed at by everyone
>One day I get absolutely annoyed when she does it
>She gets to me, and I push her off of me, propelling he about 4 feet in the air
>Coach is absolutely infuriated at me for refusing to baby sit his child, and starts to yell at me
>I start to yell back and tell him how his daughter made our team look like an absolute joke before every race
>Kicks me off the team right then and there

I didn't give a fuck then, and still don't give a fuck now. I stood my ground and stayed by my principles. It's not my fault he's raising a whore for a daughter.

>>9848978
>google the image
>turns out it actually IS a woman

I was hoping for a trap. thanks a lot, anon

>>9849403
top quality bait

read you faggots

>>9849403

This. Girl, fuck men. They're manipulative, sonsofbitches, disloyal, and don't contribute anything to society. They'll never do anything for you, or you principles.

>Be in high school
>Be on school's cross country team
>Before every meet, our team is congregated under the team's tent waiting for the races to start
>Coach's wife and 1 year old son always shows up about 30 minutes before the race
>1 year old son always recognizes are uniforms, and runs up to us to give each individual person on the team a hug
>We look absolutely ridiculous when he does this, and are laughed at by everyone
>One day I get absolutely annoyed when he does it
>He gets to me, and I push him off of me, propelling him about 4 feet in the air
>Coach is absolutely infuriated at me for refusing to baby sit his child, and starts to yell at me
>I start to yell back and tell him how his son made our team look like an absolute joke before every race
>Kicks me off the team right then and there

I didn't give a fuck then, and still don't give a fuck now. I stood my ground and stayed by my principles. It's not my fault he's raising a sonofabitch for a son.