What weird self published kindle books have you came across on amazon?

>>9834100
Is this Chuck Tingle's Brother?

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>>9834119
More like Chuck Tingle's desperate knock off. Chuck Tingle cornered the market through sheer talent. Nobody's gonna come close.

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>>9834100


it even has its own wiki.

http://empress-theresa.wikia.com/wiki/Empress_Theresa_Wiki

>>9834823
an example of the way this guy's mind works:


"Being in between jobs and having plenty of time I became interested in the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan figure skating scandal of the 1994 Olympics. It was never proved that Harding knew about the plan to whack Kerrigan’s leg before it happened. I thought how interesting it would be if a man could read minds, could prove that he could, and then revealed that Harding was innocent. But I don’t believe in mind reading and threw out that element. Then I thought a story should concentrate on the girl and threw out the male. Later, Harding, now called Theresa, had psychokinetic powers and used them to get revenge on her accusers. Not believing in psychokinesis I threw that idea out too. Then I had an alien give Theresa power to seek revenge. Not that was promising. Soon I thought few people could relate to an Olympic figure skater and made Theresa somebody in an ordinary walk of life, maybe a Wal-Mart cashier, who had suffered a wrong from somebody.[7] "

>>9834140
Those titles are just perfect.

>>9834823
that's actually a pretty cool cover

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>>9834100

>>9834828
Inspiration is a weird thing man