>"Wow anon you Speak like a book"

>>9832594
And you speak like the roastie whore you are REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Actually, i am an unarticulate faggot. I literary speak like a dumb person.

Isn't that a line from 'Notes from the Underground'?

What can i do to be a Roberspierre tier speaker?

>>9832605
Good catch

>>9832605
Yeah. It's also un the picture of Dorian Grey.

>>9832594
said literally no one ever

>>9832610
You mean Robespierre tierre

I think you mean like a literary piece of fiction. Not just any book, my dear. The claim that i might speak like a piece of genre fiction trash, even indirectly is insulting. I no longer wish to speak with you.

>>9832594
>you remind me of a character from a book, anon xD

>>9832594
>'and you look like a picture, girl. well.. almost. take your clothes off.'

>>9832594
Alas, shan't thy be in the kitchen

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Because I'm mute and we only communicate through a written medium

never trust ANYONE who gives you compliments

we all know your mother was lying to you all these years

>>9832722
i could rape ur mouth and break your fingers and no one would know

>>9832724

tru

>>9832724
s-so I don't have the biggest dick of any boy she'd seen?

>>9832724
so my Mom did love me after all and I wasn't a a huge mistake that ruined her life? Great.

>>9832751
yes.

>>9832610
You have to be born that way

Don't you ever feel that you are not saying What you really want to say?

>>9832738
lewd

>>9832861
Sad

>>9832605
Hush Liza how can you talk about speaking like a book

>>9832940
How did you feel when you realized that being a neckbeard is one of the oldest professions?

>>9832861
>implying

Demosthenes apparently sucked cock at public speaking when he was younger (into his 20s at least, I think), but literally stayed up late practicing speeches to himself, and now he's considered one of the greatest orators of all time.

>>9832601
>unarticulate
Yes, you are inarticulate.

>>9832594
>dating a brain dead roastie

No thanks.

An obsession with romantic comedy;s as a kid growing up is what taught me to smoove move bitches.

I honestly sometimes drop a dopey line from some fucking movie when I'm getting a bitch into me. They end up thinking I'm such a romantic. I guess.

>>9832594
>And you speak like whore. Get to suckin, bitch.

Wow anon you speak like a retard
That actually happened

>>9832724
there's some truth to this. this is how women with borderline personality disorder lure you into their trap

t. someone with low self esteem easily swayed by compliments like a moth to flame

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>>9832601
>>9833418

>>9832617
Actually I've been told that on like 3 or 4 occasions or so. On several different other occasions I've been told that I have a poetic or archaic manner of speech.

>>9832594
Boring and a waste of time?

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People usually just tell me that I speak like a robot.
I mean they aren't wrong but it's a little painful honestly.
Being surrounded by chinese speakers from a young age must have confused my young unformed and thus easy manipulated mind into thinking that I was FOB/ESL.
>tfw have a race traitor mother

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>>9832637
>..This one from Lotr

>>9832751
yep. twas mere bants

>>9832743
Keep going

>>9834542
Wait is your mom white?

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>>9832594
say people that only read young adult fiction.

This is part of why with growing up i became more and more silent and drunk at every social event.

>tfw be silent is my only way to be sincere

>>9832615
I don't remember that

>>9832724
but my grandma would never lie to me???

But books can't speak. I checked. They lack vocal cords

>>9832724
tfw bullied as a kid so now when people compliment me I think they're trying to get my hopes up and mock me
anyone else know this feel?

>>9834528
That's not a positive thing.

>>9832743
....

>>9838639
Had this when I was in college. I had grown so used to the endless abuse I had gotten in school that nearly all of my personal interactions were barbed with viciousness. Somebody would compliment me on my good work or just try to talk to me and, before I had time to think, I'd have responded with some cruel, petty response.

>>9834519
i literally started crying when i read this and think i finally understand what it means to be triggered.

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"Wow anon, you speak like a nigger."

>>9832724
I accept compliments but I dont think about it too much. I've had too many personal failures from my own hubris to walk around thinking I'm the shit; only what I actually do matters.

>"Wow anon you spook like a beak"

>>9839112
wub wub bix nood mufugga.

>>9834524
as if samefag