ITT: Confessions/pet peeves. Shit that gets your goat. Release

People who misuse the word "literally" literally deserve a fucking smack.

last book i bought was written by moss from the IT crowd

I accidentally tore a piece of a page from my book and now I don't know whether to sellotape it back in or bin it and buy a new copy

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It really ticks me off that if someone sees me writing or hears that I am writing a novel they ask if they can be in it. Why the hell would I put some random person I know into my story? More often than not they don't even ask what genre it is.

Every so often when I'm dating a woman and she finds out that their is romance in the novel they always ask if the love interest is based on them. No we have been dating for 2 months I've been working on this for two years.

>>9831118
>when I'm dating a woman and she finds out that their is romance in the novel they always ask if the love interest is based on them.
You're dating stupid people, anon. Like not even kidding. People who think in that patterns tend to be bellow average IQ. Step up your mating game.

>>9831118
That would probably convert me celibate but also an angry muslim