Start with the Egyptians

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Start with the Romans

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Start with the Cro-Magnons.

>>9830092
>not emerge with the Egyptians
You had one job.

Start with the Greeks
Resume with the Russians
Fuck around with the French
Ascend with the Americans

Squeeze the Brits in there somewhere.

>>9830553
>going from Greeks straight to Russians
>not resuming with the Romans

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Discombobulate with the Danes

WUZ

>>9830099
>Holy Roman Empire
>Romans
Pick 0

>>9830092
>Atlanteans
>Kangz & Mesopotamians
>Pajeets, Chinks, Muh Greeks
>Mesoamerican Injuns
>ME (Kikes, Allahu Akbars, Persians...)
>Faustians
>Vodka Drinking Election Hackers

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Start with Ymir.

http://www.360cities.net/image/ramesses-vi-burial-right
the first postmodern novel?

This is the correct progression:

>Ur-Finns
>Eo-Koreans
>Proto-Kangz
>Homo erectus flint knives
>Reconstructed Neanderthal burial practices
>Neolithic beads
>Searching the Göbekli Tepe ruins yourself for carved symbols
>Staring at not yet decoded Harappan logograms
>The Book of Mormon
>The Urantia Book

>>9831872
All Egyptian burial inscriptions are trippy

Pyramid Text 507b
>N. is a crocodile god, with green feather, with vigilant countenance, with forehead erect

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>>9831893
>Ur-Finns
>Eo-Koreans

Lest we forget

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>>9831893
interedasting
http://www.sacred-texts.com/egy/pyt/index.htm

KANGZ

>>9830553
WHAT ABOUT THE GERMANS??

>>9833112
What about the germans?

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>>9830099

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B E G I N

WITH

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>starting with outdated shit

You should be starting with contemporary works and only exploring past works out of historical interest. Older works are both outdated in their knowledge, their form, their beauty and without the context of the time you won't even get the little merit they have.

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>>9835676
b-but the lindy effect

>>9830092
Kommence with the Kangz

>>9835676
t. brainlet