Write a laudatio or love letter for a traffic cone. It may be dirty.
Ho, you conical slut, let me bathe you in my cosmic lust. Let me pour my love meat down your gullet and bottom you out into concrete. Your phosphorescent orange blinds my inhibitions, I clasp your edges and fold them outwards, a blossom for me to taint. I will leave you tumbled, turned inside out, spilling my seed, your mouth a gaping gasp. Wake up, I say, it's time to go again.
>>9829752
props
Drooling, I sneak up on you from behind.
The dust from the nearby construction site only adding to your mysterious appearance.
I slide my index liner into your top end hole and wait.
No response. I should have asked, but you don't protest. Invigorated, I continue pumping your lonely hole as I watch you quiver in rapturous delight.
what the fuck am I doing
>>9829908
fingerpopping a traffic cone.
i always see you, only to pass you by. sometimes i slow the flow of traffic to get a closer look. but it's only ever a look, and sometimes i feel i should crush you just to make a lasting connection.
Note: Traffic cones are very shiny.
When I was driving down the road
I saw a cone, and then I slowed
It marked a stretch of road construction
But soon my mind was drawn to suction
Of that cone's delightful tip
A perky breast that I could nip
I left my car, with a mighty bone
We ran off together, to be alone
Just me and my darling traffic cone
Note: Traffic cones keep people safe.
I was a traffic cone
but you took the train
-rupi kaur