How do I come up with ideas to write about?
>>9829146
Convince yourself that you'll get to stick your dick inside her asshole if you come up with one
>>9829146
Do what Shakespeare did
Take a pre-existing story from history or folklore or mythology, and in retelling it give it depth it didn't previously have
>>9829152
>wanting to sodomize women
It's time to come out the closet, faggot.
>>9829159
lol redpilled as fuck, my man. praise kek
I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /lit/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.
>>9829203
>just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.
didn't take much convincing. cheeseballs are desperate.
>>9829203
i feel u my dude, but for the shit that triggers me is like arbitrary pics of food, i'm not fat or anything, but like i just don't want the urge to snack but then some god damn faggot posts a pic of a pizza or cheesburg on some shit that will be bumped a million times like one of those idiotic "age, city, uni major" type threads, it's like fuck off faggot i stopped watching tv because it was too gay to have my concentration interrupted every 10 minutes with a giant picture of a cheeseburger bouncing across the screen, like who can watch that kind of bullshit? so instead of waste my liesure time on the internet, but then you come here and it's the same shit, like what in the fuck made you think a picture of some delicious steamy macaroni would be relevant in any way to a thread on literature you fucking fat faggot? do you work for the junk food industrial complex or are you just an obese blob of flesh that has a folder full of food pics to stare at while some mexican guy tries to make it up the stairs with a stack of 5 pizzas to deliver to you? fuck you man, but honestly dude if hot chicks trigger you that much you might want to just jack off once in a while, no fap is all fine and good but if some chick in a brah makes you junglistically horny and induced rape rage, maybe you want to wack like once or twice week just so you don't get so fucking triggered
Think up different stuff a person would shove up there ass. Like, I'll try it now.
Dice.
See, now that's a good idea for a story!
>>9829240
not sure why but a story about a thai hooker that when she shoots dice out of her pussy like a ping pong ball it sets a prophecy for the future seems like the kind of shit the nytimes would like, they're really uptight about anything that's not politically correct, but then some really base borderline racist and imperialist shit like that will get them all aroused
>>9829248
you see! The shit works!
I'm about 600 words into a story about this homeless guy who claims he can shove bubble gum up his ass and chew it!