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Story idea:Taco bell + man in the high castle 2017-07-29 05:01:11 Post No. 9822756
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Story idea:Taco bell + man in the high castle
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2017-07-29 05:01:11
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Ok I know this sounds crazy but what would it be like to work in a taco bell under nazi rule?
taco bell= taco riech
>"welcome to taco riech, choose your meal now"
>only two options: taco meal, burrito meal
>"...yes ummm can I have a taco meal"
>"WHAT!? there is NO taco MEAL. THERE is only meal plan one and mean plan two!!"
>fear.jpg
>"ah ah ah can I have a...number 1"
>"NIEN!! at TACO RIECH everyone is number two and fuhrer is number 1!! You cannot be number!!"
>security guard approaches custome, typical nazi uniform with the exception that all medals are shaped like small hot sauce packets
>he has a look in his eyes which reflect how his emotions have been bleached out by years of conditioning at the taco riech training center in rural texas. He has been water boarded with soda fountain diet dr. pepper. He has spent days surviving off nothing but spicy nacho cheese sauce. he's more fiesta now than man.
>customer knows it's all over, starts to cry...
>makes one final attempt at ordering
>"can I please have meal option number 1"
>"cashier smiles and says "YEAAAH mine customer!"
>costumer gets food
>cashier and guard in unison:
>"hiel taco riech, 1000 years of tacos"
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>>9822756
Demolition Man did it. (sorta)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFiDoOgRTpk
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>>9822756
On one hand, it's sad how propagandized kids are these days by the jewish anti-religion of WWII notsee worship that makes them think expressing white interests is bad. On the other hand, we're getting so far away from the event itself that it's become unimportant and a complete joke, with some, oddly enough, brainstorming stories about, erm, taco reichs.
Go for it. Skewer this jewish religion by conflating notseeism with taco bell.
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>"welcome to mother taco, choose your meal now"
>only two options: taco meal, burrito meal
>"...yes ummm can I have a taco meal comrade"
>"it seems there is no taco meal at the moment"
>fear.jpg
>"... ummm ok I choose the burrito meal..."
>"it seems there is also no burrito meal at the moment"
>"in fact we have no food at all."
>fear.jpg
>security guard in red approaches
>"is there a problem comrade?"
>"no"
>"cashier smiles and says "BLESSS comrade Sanders!"
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