What would Shakespeare sound like if he lived in a time with

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Liam Payne

Nigga bounced down when I popped it all out
Nigga outta town since I stopped widda nut
Bitch took it widda frown but I beat her ass up
Bitch called for nigga but nigga in the groun'

Fin.

>>9816617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0WGOAK4qE8

quoth the poet
in the halls
balls on balls

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>>9816612
its real

>>9816612
Have you seen Hamilton?

>>9816612
Al Swegen

There's a reasonably uncommon /int/ meme about how Shakespeare sounded American, back in his day. It's just a meme but it gets people so riled up.

I just bought a first folio Hamlet as published by Cambridge and it turns out it's a "contemporary translation." Why would a university do this?

>>9816769

San Francisco cocksucker.

>>9816810
That usually just means they standardised the spelling, in my experience.