Mad lads of mythology

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>Be Bricriu
>Get speared through the liver and lose all taste
>Can only eat the plainest of foods
>Have a wife that constantly nags and whinges over nothing
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>Start to complain about it
>Get called 'Bricriu of the Bitter Tongue'
>Build a new feast hall
>tell the king to come to his feast else he'll make everyone in the kingdom fight each other
>Before the feast begins goes to 3 of the best warriors of the Red Branch
>Say why aren't they getting the hero's portion
>They nearly kill each other trying to get the portion
>call the king's former champion singing shite
>get trampled by two bulls