what book do you have sitting next to the shitter?

Your diary to be honest

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>>9805947
at the moment, the leisure of an egyptian official by lord edward cecil

The entirety of Marx but that might just be my stack of toilet paper

I have a world map from elementary school

Usually just bring my phone with me, else a rubik's cube

>>9805947
I take quick shits so nothing.

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War and Peace, front to back every time famalam

I never understood how people can sit on the can for so long that they can read. When I have to go, I go, and then I leave. Who likes to sit there in their own shit smell for a while?

>>9806464
People with kids.

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>>9806464

But how do you jack off at work then?

>>9806487
Completely nude on my coworkers' desks, before anyone arrives for the day, of course.

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>>9806503

What do you use for inspiration?

My pooping time is for quiet reflection on the days events, as it should be.

Gravity's rainbow, namely the coprophilia part

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>>9805947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjk_jzqqETM

>>9805947
If you're in the shitter for a long enough time to warrant reading I suggest reading some books like "how to make my shits not gravy"

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>>9805947

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am I the only one who stands up to wipe? what do you anons do? do you stand up or stay seated?

>>9807059
who doesn't stand up?

>>9807059
I use water, don't feel like going through life with shit on my ass.

>>9807064
right? how else can you get the leverage you need? leaning forward you say? but then your hand gets in the poopy water

>>9806370
Jelly, ive got hemorrhoids and i think its because i shit too long

>>9805947
I have healthy insides so theres no time for reading on the loo

>>9805956
KEK

>>9806171
this

>>9806171
This is pretty disrespectful to a rich tradition dude

>>9805947
i'm not in the bathroom for long enough to read anything in there

>>9805947
Right now it's "The King of Torts" by John Grisham

I don't leave anything in the bathroom. I live with two other disgusting pigs and I'm sure one if not both of them would piss all over it if given the chance.

>>9805947
Mein kampf

ulysses
lorrie moore and hemingway short story anthologies

>>9807259
Nah it's respectful to the victims of that overhyped paperweight

>>9806487
gross pic