Things you can say about your favorite book, but not your girlfriend.

>>9805801
I enjoy opening you up

>>9805801
YOU HAVE MORE DEPTH THAN MY GF (BECAUSE SHES A WOMEN AND INFERIOR OF MIND)

Book, you understand me better and will never cheat on me with 500 Chads like my gf will becuase thats women nature.

>>9805810
Embarrassing

>>9805801
Took me 5 months to finish with you

I can do whatever I want with you for $12

I like the end better than the front matter.

If I had to choose between saving you or my firstborn from a burning building, I'd pick you.

i enjoy spending time with you

T H I C C

>>9805801
It exists.

You still get me hard

>>9806000
Kek'd and check'd

>>9805801
I'm sorry I made you so sticky

>>9806000
nice digits

bored me within the first 5 minutes so i threw it in the trash

nice spine

i will burn you because i am afraid someone might discover i like this type of thing

I'm going to use you while I'm on the toilet!

It's full of sperm

I understand you

I like it so much, I loan it out to all my friends.

changed my life for the better

I was able to read you clear as day.

I have one.

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You really stimulate me and emotionally fulfill me as a person.

>>9806000
checked

good thread

You exist and are with me

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>gf

>>9805801

It's 137 years old
My wife doesn't mind it

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>>9805801
I only have one.

well cocked but still desirable