Replacing every adjective in Lovecraft with "spooky."

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I. The Horror in Clay
The most spooky thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a spooky island of ignorance in the midst of spooky seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in different directions, have hitherto harmed us little; but someday the piecing together of spooky knowledge will open up such spooky vistas of reality, and of our spooky position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new spooky age.
Theosophists have guessed at the spooky grandeur of the cosmic cycle wherein our world and human race form spooky incidents. They have hinted at spooky survivals in terms which would freeze the blood if not masked by a spooky optimism. But is not from them that there came the single glimpse of spooky eons which chills me when I think of it and maddens me when I dream of it. That glimpse, like all spooky glimpses of truth, flashed out from a spooky piecing together of spooky things - in this case a spooky newspaper item and the notes of a spooky professor. I hope that no one else will accomplish this piecing out: certainly, if I live, I will never supply a link in so spooky a chain. I think that professor, too intent to keep silent regarding the part he knew, and that he would have destroyed his notes had not spooky death seized him.