Write something very idiotic that sounds intelligent.

Je moeder is een hoer.

>>9798451
Jordan Peterson

The harder you try, the harder you fail.

atheism

>>9798451
Philosophy

>>9798451
I pooted out of envy.

A man who wanders will find home at the end of his journey

>>9798451
Universal human suffrage, democracy, human rights, future without property, suicide, nihilism, reductionism, naturalism...

>>9798524
This is horrible, it's perfect.

Hillary won.

>>9798451
He who screams the loudest also laughs the loudest.

>>9798451
The currents of destiny flow through the heart of my abyss.

>>9798451
i am a museum full of art
but you had your eyes shut

>>9798524
2D random walks nearly always return to their origin.

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>>9798451
InspiroBot is great for these.

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>>9798559

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>>9798563

Be the change you want to see in the world.

In the game rock paper scissors, "scissors" is only chosen 15% of the time as due to the nature of a pressured decision, most people scramble to pick quickly and are most susceptible to the first two options out of immediate panic.

We hold these truths to be self-evident...

Pepsi? Coke? What matters is that you choose.

>>9798454
en je vader is een boer

>>9798667
I like this one, can convince a few of my lesser enlightened friends this is true

>>9798451
I would drink to that/

Love is love.

>>9798572
this one actually works imo

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>>9798572
these are great

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>>9798559
>>9798563
>>9798572
>>9798772

...Fuck

>>9798640
This might seem idiotic tonanclever pleb

>>9798806
To a clever*

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>>9798451

>>9798451
Good friends make good enemies

We all end up looking like the pills we take.

>>9798451
hurt leads to fear, fear leads to anger

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>>9798451
In such a way, the epistemic fallacy that Zizek commmits by equating being with the paramountcy of ideology is in itself obvious. It arises from neo-shamanistic quackery and deception which presents the positions of the liberal petite-bourgeoisie as non-negotiable accelerationist necessities which will bring about world revolution, a stalinism of stalinisms.

>>9798451
There are thing you don't know that are true.

>>9798559
>>9798563
>>9798572
>>9798772
>>9798784
Holy... I want more.

>>9798451
If you love life, life will love you back.

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This one got my mind rolling.

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I thought this was supposed to be funny g-guys.

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I think these could easily be approached as koans.

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This is my kind of aphorism

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I'll replace it with chlorine gas

i dont know much about baseball, but i feel like the guy with the bat who keeps missing

>>9798451
Pepsiman... easy on the pepsi

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>>9798772
>carpe diem
>slavery

>>9798559
This is actually good advice for me.

>>9798555
kek ever tried getting published anon?

Each and every scar on your body represents somebody's failure to break you.

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; _ ;

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>>9799339

>>9799736
How can a simple AI be so wise?

>>9798451
'James Joyce is the apex of literary art'.

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>>9799062
This one is correct.

>Pathogens and Politics: Further Evidence That Parasite Prevalence Predicts Authoritarianism
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0062275

>>9799062
Biological warfare to wipe out all races other than my own? I see.. and how might I go about that, Inspirobot?