ITT: Unfortunately titled books

>>9797823
Stoner for sure.

I don't like saying "The Brothers Karamazov" out loud because Karamazov is not a phonetically pleasing word in English, I almost wish Dostoyevsky gave them a different last name or named the book as another Russian "This and That" title

>>9797823
>Oh Stoner? Is it abou-

>>9797823
Finnegans Wake

>>9797823
That part in Pineapple Express when Seth Rogan has this book in his car hahaha I like the subtle jokes me

Sorry to hijack this thread but

I'm very very lonely. Where do I meet someone--anyone to talk to--about books? Or even just to hangout and have casual conversation. I didn't think It mattered until after 2 years .. it's making me go mad

>>9797859
>ever speaking in English

This board has really gone to shit.

>>9797970
jail

>>9797943
I think you mean Finnegan's Wake :^)

>>9798002
No I don't, pis's off

The Gay Sciences

Kinda bending the rules here, but all of Balzac's books because, well... his name is on the front

>>9798416
Gass as well

>>9797970
>Sorry to hijack this thread but
fuck off

>>9797823
The Rape of the Lock.

It evokes the ghost of Asian masculinity.

The Brothers Karamazov

The Gay Science

>>9797970
book club fuckwit

>>9797823

>order this book from Amazon
>take bong rips before I read it
>start to read stoner
>professor stoner never smokes weed
>prose is icy cold and existential
>no purpose in the universe
>get paranoid panic attack

>>9797970
hijacking top comment ;)

>>9797966
Are you memeing me right now? I don't remember that at all.

10 little niggers. At least if it wasn't changed to And Then There Were None.

Scouts in Bondage by Goeffrey Prout. (Aldine Publishing, 1930).

The Oldest Trade in the World, and Other Addresses for the Younger Folk by George H. Morrison. (Oliphant, Anderson & Ferrier, 1898).

And I Stood There With My Piccolo in My Hand by Meredith Willson. (Doubleday, 1948).

A Treatise on Madness by William Battie. (London, 1758).

Anatomy of the Brain by William W. Looney. (F.A. Davis, 1932).

I Knew 3,000 Lunatics by Victor Robert Small. (Farrar & Reinhart, 1935).

I Smote Him on the Boko with My Whangee. (Wm. Hyde, n.d.).

see more here:
https://www.finebooksmagazine.com/fine_books_blog/2009/03/i-smote-him-on-the-boko-with-my-whangee.phtml

The Jewish Wars

>>9797859
>>9798971
I don't get it. What exactly is wrong with the Brothers Karamazov?

>>9797823
Actually if it wasnt for the title I wouldnt have checked it out. I was an edgy kid in high school.