Why should I listen to someone who cant even manage his own weight?

>>9789756
unforunately he doesnt look like that any longer

>>9789756
harold.. easy on the stairs

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>>9789757
a fat person will forever be fat on the inside

It's the weight of the western canon. Tragic really.

>>9789756
his muse is his fat rolls.
besides, does one's status as a man and their choices, and their thoughts preclude them from being correct? i think even a scum sucking philistine goat rapist can be right. truth has no poison at its origin.

harold.. easy on the gnosis

harold.. easy on the books

He can't diet. He can't exercise. There's no discernible discipline.

>>9789846
Actually laughed at this. Thanks anon

>>9789756
After he reads a book he consumes its essence.

We should all be so dedicated to our education from the classics.

>>9789756
Why should I listen to someone who only argues with logical fallacies...OP is a pseud.

>>9789756
Because he's an interesting critic and a great appreciator of books.

>>9789756
But he's skinny af now

Looks like a noble bird of prey these days.

>>9789756
a beautiful thing is never perfect

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>>9790188
don't be so pedantic, girls hate that.

>>9790188
>muh fallacy
>questions are arguments

>>9790284
Mami.

>>9790284
Big titties

>>9789756
harold...easy on the canon

>>9789756
harold... easy on the shakespeare

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I get the sense you might like his more recent work

>>9789756
>>9792494

How did this old codger lose so much weight

>>9792503
Discernible discipline.

I have a thyroid problem, shut up

>>9792494
kek

>>9790794
Those are small as fuck dumbass, you're just distracted by the fact that you're seeing some nice cleavage.

>>9789756
He has read nearly every book of conceivable value, and far more than anyone, whether academic or layman, will ever read in five lifetimes. Instead of shrugging the worth of the man because of his weight, consider shrugging him for his dogmatic love of Shakespeare as an infallible deity of literature.

>>9789846
>>9792525
The story of a critic who could. As opposed to the writer who couldn't. Bloom > DFW

>>9792494
Cancer

bloom.. easy on the canon