How do you organize your bookshelves, if you even organize them?

Fiction alphabetical, non-fiction divided by category and then either alphabetical or chronological by topic, depending on subject.

i make your mom do it

I arrange my books according to the author's dick size.

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>>9779016
By topic, duh.

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Authors nationality/cultural circle/cultural subject.

>>9779016
by color

>>9779016
goat compilation

>>9779294
>girlfriend wants to do this
>conflicts with my alphabetized autism

By Non fiction and fiction.

Fiction is sorted by country, then author's last name.

>>9779024

kek

If you scatter your books through your shelf without any organizing principle, the ladies must EXPLORE your shelf and thus take in more of your ecclectic personality.

>>9779016
Genre > alphabetical within genre
Although the genres themselves are haphazardly arranged

To describe how I order my bookshelf would be like describing how squeezing a plastic bag of dyed sand feels like to my dad. The sand is dyed green.

>>9780043
Lame post.

>>9780052
I'm telling you the Truth. My ordering of the bookshelf is by a way that I don't know myself, as I'm unable to explain the feeling. How can I explain what I don't understand? Just like in Meno's paradox, but my immortal soul must've never experienced this as it's created by myself without knowledge of what I was doing. So, there's certain things unknowable since our immortal soul hasn't experienced. Creating something without knowing is creating something unknowable.

>not a 'post your bookshelf' thread
ruined

>>9780068
Hows your book coming along?

>>9780068
*Know* this: Socrates would reveal you a fool.

>>9779016
by use.

bottom: comics/manga
lower: information (dictionaries/ reference books/ religious books/ how-to books/ biographies etc)
middle: entertainment (novels/autobiographies etc)
top: extra tall (books that don't fit anywhere else, usually magazines and photobooks)

left: cookbooks

bedroom left: "deco" books? (I honestly have no idea what my thought process was. It's just a random assortment, but with more old books, but not old enough to go into my special old books box)

Bedroom right: random assortment. a complete clusterfuck.

Wherever it fits by size. I cover mine up so that no one sees them, books are very intimate to me. Sharing a book to me is on the same level of intimacy as sex to a Mormon