Is this the hottest book of all time?

I read this the other day and it was a bore desu. You'd think pissing on eggs and shoving eyes in an anus would be interesting but nope.

My ex read it to me as I ate her out

>>9776447
How'd you lose her man

>>9776469
Broke up today. I told her I wanted an open relationship, but she couldn't do it. So we thought the best thing to do was break it. She was great though, I wish we could still talk.

>>9776480
Good for her.

>>9776480

You got greedy. You should've talked her into agreeing to bring the occasional extra girl in for a three-way and stayed exclusive apart from that.

>>9776505
t. perma
>>9776519
I can't help who I am: a thot, by all means.

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no

>>9776308
>Is this the hottest book of all time?
Yes, when I throw it in the incinerator.

>>9776447
>as I ate her out
You're a dickless loser. No wonder she dumped you.

>>9776768
t. perma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o

>>9776308
hottest published book? maybe
hottest story? no

the hottest stories ever written are:
>Headmistress's Favourite Sport
and
>Chinese Extremes
both written by 2nn on BDSM library

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>>9776308
https://youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=Dva-pyNumGo&ebc=ANyPxKroMYzQFCI-kOQehKJacSVl0uTvFGPseaLT1DiK2YNPyjIJDxKXY3Cq_D4AGOFqLYIBnJTTCh5eCeHyUNuBPILXAvssuA

>>9776634
>t. perma
homo, actually

>>9776982
I knew someone would Cliffpost. this board is so predictable.

>>9776308
I enjoyed it very much.

>>9776982
Fuck that really sucks. I feel bad for him, I have a lot of respect for Cliff. I was looking forward to seeing this movie.

>>9776793
> accuses someone of being 'perma'
> post a video of a washed-up pornostarlet doing a very bad orgasm imitation

>>9776982
can you post the last 5 patreon vids he posted? thanks

>>9777188
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wl54Z0jcBH0&ebc=ANyPxKqaXxLv0afCOEZNmkicrmJSiy7r7evql1y709uuDv9UCYgpc_Vrlh4JZrK1KrKq-OAb9m4HwRy-eRbWiQGcD9pJOfxrzg

>>9777188
https://youtube.com/watch?ebc=ANyPxKrp9bX41lRWOB8Q6_EPkPRO7b-wXhHGjMUZ1K76P9caS9w62eMsKaAHlKpd5-x9YUt56v2TbeHUpVSrdhr91zU-oLTCkg&v=Q6poPTdtjLI

>>9777261
kek ive seen them all since the jordan peterson one. has he made any since that vid or is it just the one in the OP

>>9776710
epub for this? Libgen is 404ing on me.

>>9777163
LITERALLY where is your argument at all? You think meme arrows make you look smart? I have a Masters in Computer Science and had electives in the humanities, kid, what about you? I blasted everyone else in the humanities classes out of the water, with my superior emotional intellect, what about you? I told them and showed them how religion was degenerative, autocratic and the vilest of mankind's creations, what about you? Can you convince anyone of anything?

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>>9777469

>>9776768
heightened arousal = better sex for both partners.

tastes nice too.

>>9776308
I felt that Balano's The Savage Detectives was hotter than Story of the Eye.