how do i become the next tao lin?

Call up your dad and tell him to invent LASIK so he can send you money so you can live in a hip area of Brooklyn, do lots of drugs, and fuck around on the internet all day.

>>9774374
Lettuce and smiles

>>9774374
mi mind read Tan Line

>>9774374
Why would anybody want to do that?

>>9774374
Is it true he used to post here on /lit/?

Was he one of us? /ourguy/?

>>9774800
Go to bed, Tao.

>>9774800
he made this thread


and this post

Write and publish a few terrible novels about yourself because you aren't creative enough to write about anything else. Then kill yourself on 7/20/17.

That's how Tao Lin became Tao Lin.

It takes a special kind of autism to be Tao lin. A weaponized autism to surpass Metal Gear.

>>9774808
>>9774804

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>>9774815
>7/20/17

>implying there are 20 months in a year

>>9774826
20 days retard.

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>>9774831
There aren't 20 days in a year either. Are you posting from Mercury or something?

>>9774839
7/20/17 7th month, 20th day, the year 2017. God you are such an odd little faggot.

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>>9774848

>>9774388
I do this but my dad is poor

t. nigger

>>9774800
He talks about a /lit/ thread about him in his novel Taipei.

>>9774966
>hack

>>9774374
don't have talent, write books

>>9774925
You can tell this is a roleplayer because niggers don't have fathers in their lives.

>>9775794
>implying Sanford and Son wasn't a documentary

>>9774374

Step 1: Be an autistic slack-jawed oriental
Step 2: Reap the rewards thereof

>>9774826
>Being a Yuropooran

How delightfully quaint

>>9774966
Wew

D-does he like us?

>>9774374

Well, you were very wise to choose Chinese parents - so you're more than halfway there already, I would reckon.

>>9776125
He only really mentions buying drugs from someone in the thread.

>>9774393
that's the name of my next poetry collection

>>9775997
more like being anywhere on planet earth besides burgerland