how do i tell if the book i'm reading is literature?

If it mentions or alludes heavily to the protagonist's search for God. This is literally (lol) 99% of literary fiction. The other 1% is William Burroughs.

>>9773820
That is the saddest fucking thing I've ever read.

>>9773820
"wandering" passive protagonist in urban setting, keen observation that underscores spiritual malaise that the author-narrator-protag (all same) is too cool to express

>>9773868
lol

>>9773820
that bitch is CUTE I wonder what kind of books she reads

>>9773820
Wow, would date actually. Not as bad as she thinks. For one thing, not fat.

>>9773894
*ket her become my girlfriend

>>9773820

>implying this is real

>>9773876
>thinking she's cute
All that tells us is what sort of malformities you have

>>9773894
why would you want a mask like that on her?

that's not even an improvement, it's like a weird sidegrade

>>9773947
It turns an uggo into a freaky dicksucking sex android. God, I got hard while writing this post.

>>9773902
it is, there's another couple photos. she posted on 4chan

>>9773866
Underrated post.

>>9774047
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinddddddddddddddddd theeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmm

>>9773820
Ambiguity

>>9773876
She killed herself.

>>9773820

This girl looks like Bill Ward

how does one reconcile the contradicting feelings of utter disdain for an ugly physical form, and that of mercy/empathy for a despairing loveless soul?

put it in a glass of water
if it floats it's phresh

>>9774133
Source?

>>9774144
4chan.

She was Russian, I think. She was posing next to a traffic signal in cyrillic on one of these >>9774047 photos.

>>9773820
If she didn't wear sweaters that made it look like she has no neck and paid ~5000 dollars at the Schlomo Shekelstein facial reconstruction facility for a treatment she'd probably have a boyfriend as quick as 1, 2, 3. It's all about effort.
I've seen pictures on 4chan featuring her wearing a bikini and her body is not bad at all, she's 100% a butterface. I'm glad she's dead.

>>9774224
Well, that escalated quickly.

>>9774224
>I've seen pictures on 4chan featuring her wearing a bikini and her body is not bad at all, she's 100% a butterface. I'm glad she's dead.

i just got whiplash

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>>9774242
She isn't bad at all.

>>9774224
It's better to pretend plastic surgery doesn't exist. We're multiplying suffering if we give birth to people with uggo genes.

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>that amazing body

shiiiiiiiit

>>9773820
This is legit sad.

>We don't have to walk near each other in public if you dont want to be seen with someone like me.

I didn't need these feels!

>>9774309
It's fake, retard.

>>9774298
Some plastic surgery and most guys would want her. Still better than a fatso.

>>9774330
Plastic surgery can't fix her huge head though.

>>9774317
Regardless that bottom sentence is sad.

>>9774346
It's still fake. Can't you handle a little fiction? You're on a lit board after all.

>>9774376
he's sad because it's pure lit my friendo

>>9774105
Just google Bepoникa зaйцeвa

>>9774376
You can't feel feelings from fiction?

>>9774379
>>9774405
Oh, my bad. You guys are right.

>>9774260
QT ALERT

>>9774224
I'm gonna need these bikini pics anon

https://twitter.com/veronikazay

>>9774587
FUCK

>>9773820
You can tell by the degree to which what you are reading is way over your plebian head.

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>>9773902
oh it's real all right.

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>>9774260
>tfw no deformed H P Lovecraft gf

>>9774298
>that perfect hourglass torso
>those beautiful tits
>that gorgeous, hairless skin, like a doll's skin
>those slender legs, undoubtedly hiding a thigh gap and virgin funpouch
It's a shame her face looks like she's about to put out the best Swedish death metal album of 1991

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>>9774673
>It's a shame her face looks like she's about to put out the best Swedish death metal album of 1991

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I sqw a thread a while ago and apparently some people found her. She didn't make the threqd, and I think she had a facial surgery to fix her face.

>>9774139
privilege the latter and realize the former is just vanity

>>9774224
>I've seen pictures on 4chan featuring her wearing a bikini and her body is not bad at all, she's 100% a butterface.

want

>>9774139
Don't. People end up loveless because they have hideous bodies and mind.

>>9773820
Bump because this girl is giving me the most confused boner of my life and I need much more.

>>9774944
Bump for this.

>>9773820
Look at each scene. If the purpose of most scenes is just to move the plot forward, rather than to establish or evolve a character point or an idea, then it's not literary fiction.

>you will never have a completely devoted top tier body gf
Gotta keep paper bags handy but God senpai muh dikk

>>9773820
You check in on 4chan r/lit/ and ask if it's literature.

>>9774159

You know we have archives and shit for these things right? You can't name 4chan as a source without some proof.

>>9773820
Poor thing. I don't think she's as bad looking as she thinks. If she has a good personality, would date.

>>9775086
that shit is actually accurate

>>9773868
Is it bad that I laughed?

https://twitter.com/veronikazay

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>>9773820
Nah, see, this Veronika Zay girl is fine. You have to consider how ugly a person can be.

He is a man

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>>9773820
I really do have a little crush on her.

>>9775509

>loyal
>eager to please
>low maintenance

I'm sold.

>>9776057
That thing...I think it came back from the dead. Lovely smile though, unlike the blonde in the foreground.