ITT: Character who are /lit/erally you

>>9771550
Sorry about that marathon fap session

Sancho was such a good dude, i felt bad for him all book. Don Quixote never really had that buddy cop movie release where they get over their differences, Sancho was just slightly annoyed with Don Quixote while he got fucked around for 800 pages -- and his poor wife!

i loved when Sancho thought he was ruling over that island though, how adorable

>>9771469
Rosencrantz.

>>9771469
John Galt. No one knows who the hell I am.

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There are always prostitutes coming out of nowhere, trying to kill me.

>>9771759
same

Amory Blaine is literally md

>>9771860
and I identify as the moron who tries to marry a whore.

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>read like ten thousand bookies
>twisted fucking psychopath
>no gf

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I wish I was joking

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All three of the characters, which were all just three pieces of Wilde too, really.
>the worshiping, moral Basil
>the corrupting, observant Lord Henry
>the vain, debauched Dorian

>>9771469
For me, I'm Stephen Dedalus: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.

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>>9772007

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I'm like a self aware raskolnikov

>>9772007
haven't seen this in a while and I appreciate it

>>9771469
I'm the Underground Man so much that it hurts.

>>9771860
>>9771910
are you two talking about two and a half men?

The protagonist of Houellebecq's 'Whatever'

Maldoror

>>9772074
Who was your victim, anon?

>>9771910
I remember his name as Nately but only because "Nately's whore, and "Nately's whore's kid sister" rolls of the tongue.

>>9772329
>>9771910
>>9771860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMNfaj-Yizk

>>9772352
Why would anyone do this?

>>9772161
Ouch. I feel like the guy in Nausea personally.

>>9772161
FYI Tisserand was not the protagonist

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>>9771730
>Don Quixote never really had that buddy cop movie release where they get over their differences

>>9771469
Vera from War & Peace so much.

I'm Meursault

>>9771550
>/lit/ users LARPing as Pynchon
>Pynchon LARPing as Jesus Christ
>Jesus Christ LARPing as a /lit/ user

Rincewind except without the failed magic

>>9772704
>tfw a guy literally once said to me that I was his Meursault

>>9771550
>>9771560
lolled

>>9771469
Maybe Orin if he had all the pretensions of being a lady killer with much less of the success.

>>9771977
98% of lit is Ignatius

>>9772246
myself

>>9774278
I work at a hot dog stand so I can confirm this.

Ortho Stice

>>9775529
WHICH ONE IS IT

>>9771469
Who else?
Holden Caulfield

>>9775529
>NickLandTed

I could see it now

>Ted did you empty the garbage disposal?
>Nah it was a surrogate activity
>I've been using the garbage as compost for my vegetable garden
>what about the inorganic waste?
>y'know bombs and stuff
>Ted bombs and agriculture are technologies
>*laugh track*

>>9772736
Mersault belonged to no one tho. That was the point

who would win in a fight? Raskolnikov or Mersault?

>>9776204
What an absurd question!