Nobody learns icelandic

ÞÁ KEMR INN MÆRI MÖGR HLÓÐYNJAR, GENGR OÐINS
SONR VIÐ ORM VEGA, DREPR AF MÓÐI MIÐGARÐS VÉURR,
MUNU HALIR ALLIR HEIMSTÖÐ RYÐJA; GENGR FET NÍU
FJÖRGYNJAR BURR NEPPR FRÁ NAÐRI NÍÐS ÓKVÍÐNUM!

SÓL TÉR SORTNA, SÍGR FOLD Í MAR,
HVERFA AF HIMNI HEIÐAR STJÖRNUR;
GEISAR EIMI OK ALDRNARI,
LEIKR HÁR HITI VIÐ HIMIN SJALFAN!

I want to learn Icelandic.

>>9768941
Will it get me Icelandic puss puss if learn it?

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>>9768941
Why did you use USA rather than Bandaríki Norður Ameríku or Norður Ameríkubandaríkunum

>>9768941
Also Icelandic is the prettiest language on earth in my opinion.

>>9768941
I am only Norwegian but even I can see how miserably you failed that one

>Um morguninn, kuldinn.
In the morning, the cold
>Ég eins og kalt veður.
I equals (like) and kold weather
>En ég vil ekki búa í norrænu landi.
But I will not live in Nordic countries
>Ég eins og USA, þar sem flokkurinn endar aldrei.
I equals and USA, there where the flock (party = group of people) end never (wrong order or the words).

>>9769810
>Bandaríki
Just that is fine.

>Nobody learns a useless language
No way. Wow, Einstein, what are you going to come up with next? Somebody get this guy a Nobel Prize in Economics. This must be equivalent to solving a Millennium puzzle, gosh man, go collect your million pounds. Your IQ must be over 200. "Eureka!" said OP.

>>9768941
Finnish is superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0SUnoNDFrA

>>9771366
Hello, 9Gag.

>>9771390
Finnish is great too desu.

>>9768941
Eins og is like in the comparative sense not as in 'liking' something
Flokkurnin also is party as in political party or organisation not event, Google translate memed you

t. Immigrant of 7 years in Iceland

>>9768941
I was going to ask for resources because I'm also learning Icelandic, but then I realized that you're terrible at it.

>Immigrant of 7 years in Iceland
How'd you manage it? I'd love to move there.

>>9773334
Also meant for
>>9772568

>>9768941
Any language with gratuitous lisping is shit-tier.

>>9768941
Icelandic is as close to old Norse as you can get, right? That's pretty based.

>>9771390
That's swedish

Þið eruð nú meiru grátlegu gubbrassarnir.

Til eru hræ
sem hafa aldrei verið menn
og munu aldrei verða
þó þau lifi enn

Eins eru ræflar
og getulausar píkur
sem áorka engu
áður en lífi þeirra líkur

Staðreyndin er
þó þér þyki miður
þú ert þinnar eigin
ógæfu smiður

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>>9771366
But If I learned old Norse I could read the Sagas in their original tongue . . . and then I could summon one of those Icelandic Booby Worms.
That would be pretty cool. . .

>>9774435
kek what are those

kysstu á mér rassinn

Ugly language, ugly country, ugly people. No history, no grand mythology. The Finns are superior.

>>9776135
t. pekka

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>>9776135
>Icelanders have no Mythology
When they in fact have the best mythology.

>>9768941
I've been learning it for a few months, mainly because I love visiting Iceland. The language is really interesting and fun to learn, but the subtleties of pronunciation are difficult for this English speaker.

>>9776032
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Best guess for this image:
icelandic human skin pants

>>9776032
>>9777167
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilberi

Human skin pants (nábrók) are a different thing

>>9777476
> If the woman has a child and the tilberi manages to reach her own milk-filled breast, she is at risk of being sucked to death.
rule 34 please

>>9768941
unrelated but halldor laxness is a great author and everyone should read world light

>>9768941
I was using a public computer of my college and I found in the download folder an Icelandic textbook. It was weird, because it was in a Philosophy faculty in Spain.

>>9778599
Perhaps that Computer was used by Guillermo el Bastardo whilst he was trying to connect with his roots.

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>>9777476
>>9777167
I love that Icelandic Human Skin Pants are a thing.