I just came up with this sick ass haiku.
Ah, there he is.
That Motherfucker.
What a tool.
wow somebody should make that into a banner
>>9768196
Stuff like this is why I browse lit.
>>9768196
>Not 5/7/5 syllables
>Now ever close to haiku
Kill yourself
>>9768196
Tiger destroys cage
YES
The tiger is out
>>9768490
no u
"sage"
those are just some words
four, five and a try-hard three
a haiku it's not
Why would you do that?
You silly son of a gun.
Farting while she sucks
spring dove dives again
a birch tree collapses twice
and the birds eat rice
>>9768546
Nice
>>9768490
dude how stupid can you get
>>9768490
Just write something dude
And line break it properly
To make a haiku
Epiphytic growth,
Surviving off ancestors
In Earth's Cancer belt.
22666
6666666
66 top zozzle
>>9768571
This is just my thing
Let me know if you turn it into a book
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 and
11 then 12
>>9768546
We have a winner!
>>9768841
wht did i win
Panoramic briefs
hanging from the butterfly's tree
sometime in late March
penis xDD
hahahahahahaha!!1!1!!1111
ur mom lol xD
As flesh tears
and red rivers flow
the seed is planted
>>9768490
>thinks haiku is 5/7/5
How is your summer vacation kid?
>>9768546
>spring
Anon you can't directly name the season which you're referencing in haiku.
Disqualified!
>>9769556
Is this a thing?
>>9769571
In traditional haiku, yes.
Haiku is meant to be referential and as vague as possible, leaving the reader guessing about the scene as much as possible without totally leaving them blind. Its supposed to be representative of things, in order to better transport the reader into the state of being of when the piece was written.
Something like that anyways.
>>9769556
disqualified? dont be silly, though i do appreciate the lesson
4chan spins anew
Shit flung in every corner
Run while you still can
/pol/ infographic:
Stunted masculinity
Is now satisfied.
>>9768541
She's farting or you're farting? The former is hot actually
Tree frogs call all night
The crickets answer elsewhere
I alone below
>>9770224
>implying authorial intent is relevant
>>9768196
Lamps spit red moonlight,
A moonless shoreline in doubt
Of that which surrounds.
Starting with the greeks
Why did I heed their advice?
This is really shit
my hyperweapon grows
piercing the heavens of your ass
imperial juice flows
i was at a graveyard today:
the spider hides in
a cleft of my dad's gravestone
but two legs stick out
beneath a stillborn's
granite urn of pine needles
ant larvae writhing
and had a fire tonight:
roly polies seek
someplace cold and damp again
but they are burned up
haikus are so great.
i have nobody,
but when i eat mulberries
it feels like she's here
i have changed my mind
and am going to live in
the stream with muskrats
he waits for the clouds
to pass off, and then waits for
the clouds to come back
i am sick and tired
of sleeping on a red couch.
i am getting tired.
i am for nothings--
rather than living, I shall
almost drink this pear.
First haiku ITT actually in Japanese
冬休み
ももう終わりだ
寒いだね
Speckled with raindrops
Falling and fading, the stream
Washes spring away
>>9769556
You can fix it with a little cleverness.
>Sprung dove dives again
>A birch tree collapses twice
>And the birds eat rice
Here's a waka I've always liked. I'll translate it to see if it holds up as well in English.
故郷の訛り懐かし停車場の人ごみの中にそを聞きに行く
I miss hearing the accent of my hometown.
I go to the station, among the crowds
Straining my ears
幸福を
この次ページに
見つかった
Happiness
On this next page
It was found
>>9770721
why thank you for taking the time to adjust my 17 syllable dirigible
do you likey?