/lit/ memes

>>9765278
That isn't a /lit/ meme, imbecile.

>>9765358
op's posted that particular meme because /lit/ has been flooded by /pol/ties lately

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>>9765278
That is the face of >>>/pol/

Pic related is /lit/.

>>9765402
Merleau-Ponty? Been too long so I can't recall with certainty.

>>9765456
You got it anon.

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>>9765264

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I hate myself and want to die, lol.

>>9765566
Why?

>tfw no faglord gf

>>9765583
only trash I read nowadays is /lit/

>>9765566
>>9765575
in case you run out of tp

>>9765665
Was that the actual explaination given by the person who took this photo?

>>9765554
excellent

>>9765554
>Trumpschtaffel
>He had done this six million times before
/lit/ is easily the funniest board on this whole site.

>>9765952
>fun
>humor
>4chan
You have to go back.

We need more memes.

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>>9765586

>>9765554
Oh man I lost it at "He began to recite The Tunnel from memory"

Good show, good show

>>9765566
this is that miranda girl's instagram memery isn't it

>>9765558
One of the first things you're taught in scientific report writing IS to stop saying things are proved or not. They are only supported or not. We are in perpetual discovery and investigation. This meme is retarded.

QUICK someone dump the PKD Man in the High Dick memes

>>9767029
gödel was a mathematician though, and mathematicians actually prove things

>>9765545
>implying she isn't into that

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>>9765554
literally the first time I've laughed in maybe 3 months

I feel faint

>>9765573
Based Hawk.

>>9765586
I don't see trueno there

>>9765558
>>9767249
Gödel's incompleteness theorem doesn't state that nothing can be proved.

It states that given a set of axioms, some statements can't be proved and would be required to be added to the list of axioms

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A FAT PINK MAST

>>9767272
All these years later and it's still /lit/'s best work

>>9765587
That's amazing.

>>9767272
Damn that hits home.
>marry a heifer in late 20s / early 30s
I surely hope you don't do this.....

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>>9765264

>>9765560
good shit

>>9765579
>12 inches of paradise

>>9765586
eternity code was the best one desu

>>9769365
I hope you meant the arctic incident.

>>9769379
ah no, I said best.

eternity code > artemis fowl > arctic incident > opal deception > the others I can't remember

>>9769392
I liked the one where he had sexual tension with the fairy.

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https://youtu.be/a-eV1llxSCA

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Does this count?

>>9765266
I don't even understand how something called "egoism" can be left wing. I think if anything Stirner is just an example of how a powerful intellect can make any argument convincing. On the other hand I think we should be careful about buying such arguments to throw common sense and first principles out the window.

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>>9765511
A drop of realism is required for humor. No-one would ever do this.

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>>9770720
Are you fucking me?

>>9770729
why

>>9770729
this is why girls don't post here

>>9766938
I giggle like a dumbass every time

>>9767272
i thought this was a funny thread

>>9770905
I don't get it. Just standard autist behaviour

>>9770917
Ok.

>>9765560
Spic here, i swear to fucking god that im gonna track down that edition from the tijuana border all the way to tierra del fuego if its the last thing ill do

>>9770720
hehehehehehe

>>9770917
the joke is that he's doing it for a Wordsworth

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>>9770917
The plastic probably costs more than the book and he is using it to preserve the cover (which is especially terrible as per the edition) which no-one should rightfully care about anyway.

>>9769426
You mean all of them?

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>tfw I envy Tommy's ability to entertain his pathetic wish fulfillment while I can't even get an erection anymore overcome by self-loathing and a total inability to believe I could ever exist in any scenario remotely sexual
it hurts to laugh

>>9771678
I get a hundred bookcovers in japan for a hundred yen, which is a little less than a buck.

Are you sure that the plastic is that expensive?

>>9771752
*five hundred, which is like, four bucks

>>9771737
based feehan

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>>9771752
I'm sure the book is that cheap.

>>9771833
>jinjin

based

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never did understand why movie Luna and Hermione were made so bangable, I mean the male cast all look like realistic English goblins

>>9771752
Oh wow, please tell us more about how you secured a great deal in the land of superior culture, maybe you should be responsible for saving the economy from China as well if you master the art of the dea, Donanonld

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>>9765560
gets me everytime

>>9765634
I'd throw myself in front of the train

>>9771926
Luna's bong genes quickly caught up with her, and Emma is Half-French.

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another god forsaken day dawns anew

>>9771982
>Luna's bong genes quickly caught up with her

She's Irish

>and Emma is Half-French.

No she's not.

>>9772049
The Irish are a group of pigmen from the depths of the earth. Only race uglier than the eternal Anglo.

>memes

We've really come full circle. The old guard has died.

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>>9772129

>>9772114
Nice meme,
Irish people are generally hot as hell or fairly plain, there's very little middle ground.

>>9765266
>>9770717
Where do I start with Stirner, I always avoided him.

>>9767288
you can prove something provided the axioms are true
prove the axioms then... oh, you can't?

checkmate

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Have you taken the blackpill yet /lit/

>>9772774
You don't prove axioms. You assume them.

Someone post the excerpt from that porn novel with "the sound of running abs in the distance" or something like that.

>>9773170
The majestic sound of galloping abs.

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>>9772759
just read the ego and its own

>>9771090
Make sure to kill a random Arab on the beach on your way back.

>>9772843
>Elliot Rodger, acclaimed literary figure

>>9771678
first time I saw that DFW pic I laughed til I cried. still great.

>>9772843
>the blackpill is wallowing in mommy issues

ok

>>9772843
The funniest part about this post is that elliot could have actually gotten laid if he wasn't a spiteful sperglord. Guys WAY uglier than him can get laid, there was literally no reason that he couldn't other than he hated women which drove girls away, which made him hate them more, etc. Got cucked by his own weak will.

>>9773595
To be incapable of taking one's enemies, one's accidents, even one's misdeeds seriously for very long—that is the sign of strong, full natures in whom there is an excess of the power to form, to mold, to recuperate and to forget (a good example of this in modem times is Mirabeau, who had no memory for insults and vile actions done him and was unable to forgive simply because he—forgot). Such a man shakes off with a single shrug many vermin that eat deep into others; here alone genuine 'love of one's enemies' is possible—supposing it to be possible at all on earth. How much reverence has a noble man for his enemies!—and such reverence is a bridge to love.—For he desires his enemy for himself, as his mark of distinction; he can endure no other enemy than one in whom there is nothing to despise and very much to honor! In contrast to this, picture 'the enemy' as the man of ressentiment conceives him—and here precisely is his deed, his creation: he has conceived 'the evil enemy,' 'the Evil One,' and this in fact is his basic concept, from which he then evolves, as an afterthought and pendant, a 'good one'—himself!

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>>9773188
Found it

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>>9765264

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>>9765560
FUCK

>>9774594
stirnerfags btfo?

The best part is I've never read a word of Stirner, Nietzsche, or Schopenhauer.

>>9771107

Come at me then, find out if I'm a 'soft fuccboi'.

Got trigged by your image.

These are some lit memes alright.

>>9774594
hissssssss

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>>9765264
I know that this is /lit/ meme thread, but if anybody could unload as many of these Chinese Memes as possible that would be great.
I see them on here alot so assume that is ok?

>>9774594
Yeah basically this. Nihilism for people who like their cake to be suspended in a state of quantum superposition

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>>9775949

>>9773621
so erotic fiction is not even better than scene descriptions on porn sites. Why are women so dumb?

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>>9773595
>>9773601

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>>9772709
Based Amy.

>>9774684
Calm down, soft cuckboi

>>9770720
Doesn't quite equal the poetry of "you're a big guy"

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>>9765511

>>9770916
>Lets plant a flag here

buh buh what if we cant even agree to plant a flag

I mean if we cant agree on something as fundamental as the meaning of truth then how are we going to communicate

Heres a simple way to illustrate my point, if you have one grain of sand and you can see it with your eyeball we know there is a moral landscape that can determine the truth of the objectivity of the sands' being. I mean Trump. The Alt Right just simply is wrong on this, we cant possibly have more than a grain of sand if we can objectively see that there is only one grain of sand

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>>9767272
oh god what am i doing with my life

>>9765634

I got a Philosophy textbook full of these fucking problems, and the TAs would spend entire tutorials breaking down one question. I got so sick of them, easily the worst part of first year.

>>9776429
I don't get it, why the sorting hat??

>>9777898

Because he's sorting himself out.

>>9777918
Yeah but why does he say "no thanks" she told him to put it on in the first place not that she would

>>9765511
Charles Walker

>>9770717

>common sense

>>9770720

can Hollywood produce ANYTHING original?

Memes are for punks. Get off this site.

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>>9775958

>>9772030

idgaf

>>9777769
I enjoyed reading this.

>>9778005
He's saying he doesn't need the sorting hat to do the sorting

>>9769392
To date, I think Eternity Code remains the one book I had to put down during reading because of how affected I was when Butler got shot.

>>9778700
God, I'd forgotten about that.
That was painful.

>>9770780
underrated

>>9771107
kek

>>9772709
She was 12 you won't fool me faggot

>>9778700
Butler was the real MVP, he didn't deserve that shit.

I haven't seen the pixelized John Green greentext for a long time. Anyone got it?

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>nobody posted this yet

>>9773621
>her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Poe's Law: The Erotic Novel

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>>9779300
absolute fucking gold

>>9779300
This is why you will die alone.

>>9765573
Not sure if i laughed at that or how pathetic the fact that i found it funny is.

>>9765278
>alt-right

>trump
>milo
>ben garrison
>against identity politics
oh dear

>>9773621
>suffered from dick Parkinson's
my sides

>>9765545

Goddamn, she is a qt.

>>9765871
The book is only worth wiping your ass with cuz it's so bad.

>>9777769
Made me feel good inside

>>9765269
I imagine him to be happy.

>>9778440
Getting caught isn't a part of their plan

>>9765587
this is the most /lit/ thing i've ever read

>>9766938
>soul mate: are you ok?
i'm literally crying

>>9783332
is regurgitating camus a meme?