What are the most common signs that someone is a newbe reader?
>>9759033
They think they've "outgrown" Plato.
I laff and laff.
>>9759033
>1. They think use of general plot devices = rip off
>2. especially when they have to name 3 works, going "this is like X + Y, sprinkled with Z. total rip off"
>3. They judge book quality by actions of the characters or palatability of events that happen in the book.
>>9759033
Intellectual virtue signaling using well known classics
They browse /lit/
favourite book is 1984
>>9759092
Spot on.
>>9759081
this, the catalog is pretty iredeemable at this point. I used to get at least a recommendation or two a week, at this point Goodreads is the goto
>>9759079
HOLY SHIT /LIT/ BTFO
>>9759033
>What are the most common signs that someone is a newbe reader?
(See picture). The lobule is usually triangular shaped. You will notice that the cavum has the color pink (like a shrimp kind pink, not piglet like pink). Overall you might notice asymmetric ears (so one ear is larger as the other, a very clear sign of a newby reader). Compared to the overall facial features when the newby walks his ears move with the steps being made.
>>9759105
OK reddit
>>9759033
They have a "top 100" list
>>9759115
Aww someone hasn't read 100 books. Welcome newbie
A newbie thinks he is not a newbie, while the non-newbie thinks he isn't, which makes him a newbie too
>>9759083
>posts a second time simply to direct me to his post critiquing virtue signalling and can't see the sad irony behind this
Self-made BTFO moment. Good one.