ITT: books women will never understand

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>>9749860

>>9750080
tfw you h8 women so much the thought of having sex with them repulses you

>>9750086
This is why true patricians either turn to hentai or traps.

>>9750095
traps have mental illnesses and hentai is degenerate plus ol donny is a degenerate but he is doing good work for the alt-right

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>>9750086

sus

>>9750099

There's nothing wrong with traps. In fact, it's the most literary fetish

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>>9749860

>>9750105
decadent behavior will not be tolerated tbqhwyf

>>9749860
I have the whole Patrick O'brian Aubrey-Maturin series. Is it worth getting into? Do I need to know anything about the napoleanic wars?

>>9750125
buy the book: The Ship by some swede

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>>9750109

Whatever you say breh

>>9749860
Didn't know that movie was based on a book.

>>9750152
There are 20.5 books, or 21.5. Not sure

>>9750159
Is the movie just based on the first book, or what?

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>>9750144

tfw no qt trap "gf"

>>9750144
I really don't understand how anyone can look at that girl and not have a powerful sexual desire to be her.

>>9750164
parts of the first 3 i think, i never watched it

>>9750169
you either have no imagination or empathy

>>9750175
I see. That's especially weird since I'm looking into it and it's the tenth book in the series that's called "The Far Side of the World."

Either way, I've heard tons of praise for it on /tv/, which is saying something considering how much they hate everything over there. I'll have to try it and then read the series.

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>>9750187
There were supposed to be multiple movies but it flopped pretty hard. The books are "comfy" but the naval jargon can be overwhelming. This is the book btw

>>9750191
>landström
>land
>not sea

dropped

>>9750186

You're just a pleb.

>>9750191
Just read/watch Hornblower desu

>>9750086
So you're gay? Gaymen can't understand any of this book, cuz gaymen have womaly brain.

>>9751138
In the middle of the first one now. Diggin it.

>>9751191
Mr. Midshipman Hornblower?

Mate, the fun hasn't even begun.

>>9751321
Yep. Off the French privateer he set aflame, and back aboard the Indefatigable-- about halfway through. Will knock it out this evening.
The duel drew me in quickly, really set the pace.
Also picked up the opening novel of Sharpe's Rifles. Any familiarity with that?

>>9750144
Did reverse image search and found no evidence that this is a trap

>>9751433
Didn't they sink it from the rice in the hold expanding from a hole below the waterline? The later Hornblower novels are much improved, some of the naval jargon is a bit overwhelming at times though.

I've read all of the Bernard Cornwell Sharpe books. Sharpe's Tiger? Yeah it's a good one, set in Mysore in 1799 with the Tippu Sultan.

>>9749860
I like to think that women understand more than they act on. I happen to do so to annoy others. I think it's a type of flirt; to pronounce your masculinity/femininity outwardly.

>>9751455
It is. She's called Eduarda Rodriguez.

You're welcome.

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>>9751138

I haven't read the books but I've seen the Hornblower movies. The writer (screenwriter?) is SO FUCKING LAZY!

Not fucking ONCE does Horatio himself do the difficult thing and pass judgement that the book/movie was building up to. For example: he learns that someone on the crew is trying to instigate mutiny and when he runs into said person in the woods and are obliged to execute that person on the spot some frenchies come out of fucking nowhere and shoots the bugger!
The movies are all like this!

Their well produced and all that, but any time he gets a chance to develop his darker side the writer robs him of it!

Pic related: better boats.

There's nothing a man can understand that a woman can't and vice versa

>>9751525
What's it like growing up with endless supply of free stuff based on your looks and sexual attraction?
What's it like having others pretend interest in you all the way? What's it like taking input through different filters? What's it like not being an outsider?

>>9751558
You think all women have the experience of young attractive women, but this is not true. You're like the reverse caricature of that cliché perpetuated here that women do not perceive the existence of non-attractive men.

>>9751588
I was talking about men. We live in a patriarchy. Just because they look like men, they get all these things we don't. They're in the society that's barred from us. They don't even know they are racists.

>>9751588
Seriously though.
>every
Now that's bullshit. Only a genius knows what it's like, and even they might not. Being is confusing.

>>9751513
The ITV series does the novels a disservice. It's under-written and got a pretty low budget. I liked the opening episode but then went off them a bit from there on.The books are far more detailed and you actually read from Hornblower's POV so you understand his thought process a little more. I'd recommend the first novel, it's only about 250 pages long (if that?).

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I don't even bother talking to women about books anymore. It's either Harry Potter, Marx or they don't read.

>>9752004
kek. the number of women I've started talking to who tell me how much "they love books" then want to talk about teen fiction.

Not to mention the number of times I've had to pretend to have enjoyed Jane Austen novels.

Jane Austen and Virginia Woolf desu. They were too good for their sex.

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In all my years of uni I have never met a woman who understood this book

Lent a gf Ham on Rye once. She got about 30 pages in before quitting - to her credit.

>>9751525
On the surface this may be true, however if we are to dig a little deeper it is not really the case at all. A woman might be able to understand the same material, but her her irrational nature makes her "unwilling" to learn or accept criticism. Men who try and give rational advice to their female colleagues get lambasted with cruel language such as "You're an idiot! You're a jerk! You just don't understand how women think!" etc...The claim is not that you are stupid, it's that you are closer to insane than we are.

>>9751588
>>9751631
Delicious tasty leftist bait on /lit/. Please keep posting.

>not liking Jane Austen

r/books-tier, high schoolish contrarianism

Also
>choosing some genreshit about ships as a hill of male deepness to die on

How middlebrow.

>>9752142
Being redpilled is hard. Most of the women I've met in my life seem to be so conceited and unwilling to open themselves to anything slightly conservative that they plain repel me with their attitudes. It's easy to pander to these people but it gets tiresome after a month or so.

Masturbation isn't really that bad anyway..

>>9752166
>not knowing how to respond to a post.

Not fooling anyone here reddo.

You don't merit direct a response, cretin.

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>>9752180
ok senpai

>>9750086
>tfw you h8 women so much because you can't have sex with them

ftfy

>>9752004
Lets not forget the fact that they don't actually read Marx, only talk about it, similar with hp

>tfw you know a girl that has read 1984 and Fahrenheit but you are repulsive to her

There aren't any books yet that women can't understand, because the only book which could be hard to understand for them would be masculism book, just like it's hard to understand feminism book for men.

Men are currently in worse situation then women before the feminism movement, maybe it'll stay like this forever.

>>9752194
Feminist literature is easy to understand, it just usually gets pretty insipid, so I avoid it. And don't start that "you can't understand because you don't know what it feels like to be a woman".

You can liken it to literature about any other form of inequality. They at least seem to boil down to the same themes.

>>9750144
>3d

>>9752222
lol

>>9752222

check em
and
kek em

>>9752222
*laughs and snorts*

>>9751456
Yes. But picked by a French privateer after a few days in a long boat. The boat H fires when the Indefatigable itself pursues it.

>>9752222
*snorts and sharts*

>>9751513

It's a long way to Tipperary, it's a long way, to go

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In all seriousness. I think only a man can feel any sort of empathetic connection with Kurtz

>tfw never had a negative experiance with women

Blessed lads

>>9749860
what was there to get?

>>9752222
Chekc and kek

>>9752222
*laughs in masculine*

>>9754160
Nah, that's not true, my girlfriend gets it.