Books you weren't expecting to make you laugh

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Shit I meant to post this

>>9748960
i know i laughed maybe once or twice reading this,but cant quite remember the exact passage that triggered it.What did it for you?

If this James Joyce passage doesn't make you laugh, you have no heart:

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>>9750254
I don't know about OP but I remember this part where the sick lady coughs a bunch of blood on her tissue and then she silently shows it to Raskolnikov for some reason. I thought that was hilarious.

>>9750266
That's not even Joyce you pleb.

>>9748960
Laughed reading Notes from Underground quite a bit

>>9748953
My Twisted World

>>9750318
same

>>9750254
>The assistant superintendent was so furious that for the first minute he could only splutter inarticulately.