Is there a more patrician beverage to accompany your reading

>>9746808
Not red wine, for one

>>9746813
yes red wine you underage faggot

I think energy drink
With some pizza of course ;)

>>9746815
no, you 40 yr old wino housewife

>>9746827
its not like im drinking mimosas, you cunt.

>>9746839
>I only drink one drink and it has to be that drink or I start yelling at people
whatever helps you sleep at night, Shannon

i go with a good ol´ lager

>>9746808
>wine alone / >eating while reading
kys burger

>>9746815 >>9746808
>people think wine is fancy
You could get pissed for a lot less

>>9746808
Laphroaig Quarter Cask or Ardbeg Uigeadail.

>>9746808
Liquor is more /lit/, red wine is pseud. Although I guess it's good for not getting drunk too quickly.

>>9746808
Red wine is r/books
White wine is /lit/
This is undeniable fact.

>>9746955
My negro. Although mostly I like some variation from the big peaties, they sure are good when you pull them out.

>>9746808
Rye old-fashioned.

>>9746808
Water

>>9746808
1:4 absinthe and champagne, otherwise known as a 'death in the afternoon'

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scotch, neat....no ice b2b benzos

Still water and tears.

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does weed count as a beverage?

oatmeal stout

rum and coke
or whiskey and coke, of I have it. I like a peaty whiskey with pepsi max.

Anyone /coffee/?

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>>9747207
>I like a peaty whiskey with pepsi max.


2/10

Aged brandy is the only correct patrician choice.

>>9747277
you ever tried it?

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>>9747057
Red wine is sexually frustrated housewives reading 50 shades of gray
White wine is r/books and fedoralords
Champagne is /lit/

Who /tea/ here?

>>9747940
Black tea made correctly

virtual, rhibozomatic schizo-kratom

Warm Mulled Wine?

>boss is from Mexico
>he tells me that there, guys are considered faggots if they drink alcohol other than beer or tequila

Really, anything other than a fine beer is gay. ipas do not count

>>9747741
Actually this.

Real intellectuals drink the cheapest drink they can find.
Only posseurs fall for the "le gentleman" meme.

>>9746808
Hemlock

>>9746808
A good dram of Scotch or Irish Whiskey is no slouch. I'd only really drink red wine with other people around. To me Wine is a drink for awkward socialising.

>>9746808

WHISKEY YOU SHIT HEAD. SCOTCHES AND RYES AND BOURBONS. WHO THE FUCK DRINKS RED WINE YOU BORED, LONELY, UNDERSEXED HOUSEWIFE AND FAILED UNDERGRADUATE

>>9746808
no, 'fine red wine' is relatively cheap and consumed readily.

>>9746839
>implying there is anything wrong with mimosas
Those are kino drinks for a weekend brunch with the lads.

>>9747940
Me.
I like all sorts of (herbal) tea

>>9747940
Peppermint tea master race

>>9747940
This, some green or pu-ehr is best for reading, yerba mate is great too.

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>fine red wine