ITT, we will be posting pictures and quotes from writers who are better than John Franzen. I'll go first.
"Happiness isn’t something someone can deliver. It comes from within."
>>9741341
Geez, where to start....
>>9741341
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
>>9741341
Someone post a Stephen King quote
>>9741553
But the OP asks for writers that are better than Franzen. Stephen King is Cervantes compared to DFW, but not to Franzen. Now, let's be honest, Franzen got nothing on Blowjob Eyes.